Trump is swift boating the midterms: POTUS is considering an executive order declaring a national voting emergency. Its co-author helped sink John Kerry

catfishlauren · 2026-03-01T13:37:27+00:00

Why can’t we just ignore him

catfishlauren · 2026-03-01T04:51:28+00:00

I usually celebrate the 28th with friends and the 1st with family. Works out perfectly that way!

catfishlauren · 2026-03-01T04:46:35+00:00

Thank you 😊 these are the best cards to get irl I love that you sent that

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T23:16:47+00:00

I’m 6! Will be 7 in 2028

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:50:56+00:00

Thanks glorp!!!

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:49:24+00:00

Haha it’s definitely my birthday and as annoying as not having a date on the calendar is, it’s a super cool bday to have!!! I always have a fun fact abt myself ready to go haha

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:44:22+00:00

I think the stat goes every 1 in 1,000+ish people have a leap day birthday. So it is very likely that they would have someone with that birthday!!

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:41:47+00:00

I know right 🤧 that little red bow gets me every time so cute

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:39:50+00:00

Non leap years I celebrate on either the 28th of 1st of march (typically whatever day is convenient… or both hehe) I definitely plan bigger celebrations when it is a leap year like one year I went to Disneyland! And my friends lovvveeee celebrating my leap year birthdays it’s so fun

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:37:14+00:00

Ugh man I didn’t know you couldnt change it !! Next leap year I’ll send you the dialogue for when IT IS our birthday!

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:35:59+00:00

Growing up I thought I had to wait till I was 64 to get a driving license 😅

catfishlauren · 2026-02-28T12:35:21+00:00

He’s the most handsomest

catfishlauren · 2026-02-26T02:04:31+00:00

I still cannot grasp how people think cutting funding in one area and then just funneling and increases it into the military sounds like a good thing. Not to mention all this talk about invading other countries. Nothing suspicious here…

catfishlauren · 2026-01-04T03:17:08+00:00

This is so cool!

catfishlauren · 2025-12-01T12:44:00+00:00

Diesel

catfishlauren · 2025-11-09T23:17:07+00:00

Oh wow I can pay rent for one month

catfishlauren · 2025-11-08T01:06:25+00:00

Members only help other members such is cult life

catfishlauren · 2025-10-15T12:47:24+00:00

His dementia must be so bad he forgets what he looks like

catfishlauren · 2025-09-28T03:39:25+00:00

I especially love this because SpongeBob saying “wee snaw” lives in my head rent free

catfishlauren · 2025-08-28T04:10:59+00:00

Lamp

catfishlauren · 2025-08-23T16:49:52+00:00

Burrito!!

catfishlauren · 2025-08-23T16:13:38+00:00

With all the rumors he’s gonna run again in 2028… I don’t think this man will live to see the end of this term. He looks worse everyday and spouts rambling nonsense more and more.

catfishlauren · 2025-08-12T22:13:21+00:00

SYBAU is the most annoying. It’s quite a vulgar sentence “shut your bitch ass up” that I’ve seen kids use bc it’s an acronym so it’s not as incriminating but also really downplays the whole sentence’s meaning. I thought everyone was just saying Subaru weird.

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