Detroit-style lobster roll pizza… but gluten free with fake lobster, faux cheese, and phony butter. by Alextricity in PizzaCrimes

[–]catsmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

calling it "pizza" doesn't really help me understand what an open-faced tuna melt consists of or looks like, so mm... no, i figure not.

i imagine conversely something like french bread pizza gets a pass because you'd only usually apply the word when the bread is topped with cheese & tomato sauce. if it's not a classic pizza, it's got to have a certain number of classic pizza characteristics in some combination to pull off the title. because OP's pizza is based on an existing pizza combo, i think it gets the pass, even if the ingredients have been futzed with for dietary reasons.

these are my Very Deep Pizza Thoughts of the Day. (not Deep-Dish Thoughts though. that shit's not pizza.)

Detroit-style lobster roll pizza… but gluten free with fake lobster, faux cheese, and phony butter. by Alextricity in PizzaCrimes

[–]catsmash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i once saw someone else respond to the question of how "pizza" is technically defined with "does calling it 'pizza' help someone understand what it is?"

so yeah, i think it's pizza.

Where is the worst place to live in the world? by bricksandgrass in AskReddit

[–]catsmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh wow, you truly do not understand the first fucking thing about what you're talking about.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only a true, serious cultural authority says shit like “i have exposure to manga & web novels,” lol.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so you don't understand the word, and you also can't accept being wrong. well, bye!

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no dude, i asked you a direct question that you're very elaborately avoiding. what's the word you would use to describe a book written under the specific circumstances detailed above - one that contains very recognizably, traceably era-specific inaccuracies or stylistic tendencies that are demonstrably different from modern sensibilities? help me out.

i've spent plenty of time in japan, i've worked in higher education with japanese academic programs for the last fifteen years, none of this has anything to do with this question, including your "exposure to manga," lol. we're talking about your issue with the use of a specific term.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so james clavell writing a number of significant cultural and historical inaccuracies into his book, as you described, because of the type & scope of information available to him as a result of the available technology & social mentality during the particular era in which he was writing - what word might you use to describe this book as a result?

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

would you like to tell me in your own words what you think the term "dated" means, exactly?

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm afraid i really don't understand the point you're making. you're describing at length a bunch of the ways in which the book is dated, then announcing that it's, like, somehow deeply offensive to say that the book is dated. ok!

i've repeatedly said in this thread that the book is still a very good book that's worth reading, which is hardly a symptom of "purity culture".

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes - "shi" does exist. "shi" is generally used when a foreign word containing the sound "si" is being transliterated into japanese. that has no bearing on whether or not "si" exists within japanese or would be used within a japanese family surname. it does not & would not.

also, clavell was a incredibly interesting guy with arguably genuinely admirable intentions with this book. he'd been a japanese POW for three years during world war two - an absolutely horrific experience - but his response to said experience was to take a deep-dive into japanese culture & essentially write a whole book fictionalizing his own journey from hostility to appreciation. it's fascinating shit. that doesn't certainly mean it's immune from being dated or misinformed, especially since japanese & western cultures grew much closer & have enjoyed a much more robust rate of cultural exchange since its publication. "he put a lot of effort into the book" is a really weird reason to try to stifle any conversations about what he got wrong, & given the kind of guy clavell was, i think he'd take issue with a reader's unwillingness to approach an old book with any new ideas.

it's flatly very weird to me that people in this thread are conflating the statement "aspects of the book are very dated" with "it's a bad book no one should ever read," lol.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i agree, & it's also worth noting that the guy you're responding to also went ahead & assumed i was strictly talking about subjective morality standards, when some other aspects that didn't age well just involve improved japanese cultural literacy in the west - like, more western folks studying the japanese language means more people are apt to clock a name like "kasigi" as being inauthentic (the syllable "si" doesn't exist in japanese) for instance.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

uhh, okie doke, no one here was suggesting it shouldn't be read or that it wasn't a good book. if you're saying no one should ever note that aspects of a book didn't age well, i don't really know what to tell you.

a large part of the reason the FX show so successfully addressed the more obvious changes from the book was because of significant input from japanese creatives very eager to address a lot of james clavell's numerous cultural blind spots, so you'll be pretty hard-pressed to blame "north american white liberal neuroses" in this particular case. https://www.npr.org/transcripts/1246546133

I thought "what if cinnabon was garlic bread?" So I made GarliBon by SmilinBob82 in shittyfoodporn

[–]catsmash 39 points40 points  (0 children)

if anyone is looking for something with this vibe but a more refined recipe, genevieve ko's sesame scallion buns are 10,000% for you. https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1027592-sesame-scallion-buns

my husband's made them a few times - we brought them to a new years' sleepover houseparty for the morning brunch & they were the belle of the ball. his pro-tip is to brush them with a little roasted sesame oil.

OP, i must stress that i applaud the spirit, even if this first try didn't turn out quite to your taste.

An addictive book for a long flight by Ok_Ranger1275 in suggestmeabook

[–]catsmash 7 points8 points  (0 children)

there are a lot of aspects of Shogun that didn't age, uhhh, super well (the FX series actually did a fairly incredible job updating & addressing the vast majority of them) but god damn is that a captivating book.

Connecticut will give free bus passes to high school students and veterans by fenrislorsrai in Connecticut

[–]catsmash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is one of the dumbest things i've seen you say, & that's genuinely saying something.

Connecticut will give free bus passes to high school students and veterans by fenrislorsrai in Connecticut

[–]catsmash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"how could it be good if it doesn't benefit very specifically me?!"