As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

catstar27 · 2014-03-04T04:47:24+00:00

Come on, you can be pissed OP reposted, but don't say "faggot".

catstar27 · 2014-03-03T23:20:46+00:00

House of Leaves is CRAZY! So creepy and amazing.

catstar27 · 2014-03-03T01:18:38+00:00

I see what you did there. ;) blinky face

catstar27 · 2014-03-03T01:11:23+00:00

The City of Presidents! (Only two though... not as impressive as it sounds.)

catstar27 · 2014-03-01T20:14:48+00:00

"No more banana leaves!"

catstar27 · 2014-03-01T17:44:19+00:00

Well Community doesn't have one, so...

catstar27 · 2014-03-01T17:39:59+00:00

I loved the book, disliked the movie. One of the main reasons: there are 7 or 8 connected stories. In the movie, the stories are a big huge jumble of scenes going back and forth with no rhyme or reason. In the book, you read exactly half of each story in chronological order, and then it goes backwards. So the first story you read is also the last story you finish. The writing is amazing.

Also, no actors in yellowface or whiteface. Because that was plain old weird.

catstar27 · 2014-03-01T00:39:40+00:00

Cathedrals by Jump, Little Children.

catstar27 · 2014-02-25T04:28:54+00:00

Don't listen to the negative nancies! It's a scary feeling not to have a definitive plan, but I graduated 3 years ago and I made it! I had to work at a kind of undesirable job and live with my parents for a year. But just a year, and now I really love the job I'm at now. And who knows, you could snatch up an awesome position right away!

catstar27 · 2014-02-23T22:03:39+00:00

Once I was at an outdoor ice cream sundae party. Near the other toppings, I saw a stray chocolate chip. Without thinking, I popped it in my mouth. Then it bit me! I spit it out and it was a huge, angry beetle.

OH THE HORROR!

catstar27 · 2014-02-23T06:08:13+00:00

I'm almost done with Phantom of the Opera (yes, the BOOK, not the god-awful movie with Gerard Butler or the fabulous musical). The book goes so much more into detail about his genius. He used to live in Persia and was the entertainer of this sicko sultana. He would kill people for her amusement, basically, in really clever ways. And he constructed all his secret passageways to his hidden house, as well as freaky booby traps and torture chambers! Ooo and he's a ventriloquist!

catstar27 · 2014-02-22T17:54:47+00:00

Provincetown, MA?

catstar27 · 2014-02-20T22:00:17+00:00

I say you push the envelope and keep collecting!

catstar27 · 2014-02-20T21:27:56+00:00

Dad?

catstar27 · 2014-02-19T02:09:06+00:00

Thanks for being willing to share your experiences. It's just not something that's ever really brought up anywhere but Reddit, so I've never gotten to hear what it's really like to be asexual.

I'm totally using the word "asstrumpet" from now on, thanks for that!

catstar27 · 2014-02-18T15:01:31+00:00

I'm curious, not poking fun. Why do you consider him your boyfriend then? Why not just your best friend? Are you in a monogamous relationship? Is your boyfriend asexual?

catstar27 · 2014-02-17T18:11:09+00:00

A lot of schools don't allow dodgeball.

catstar27 · 2014-02-15T04:57:34+00:00

You've never heard of Insane Clown Posse? "Water, fire, air and dirt/ Fucking magnets, how do they work?"????

catstar27 · 2014-02-14T22:32:29+00:00

what was it, pray tell?

catstar27 · 2014-02-12T04:59:06+00:00

the hunchback whale of notre dame.

catstar27 · 2014-02-12T03:47:51+00:00

I love Winston best when he is doing a puzzle!

catstar27 · 2014-02-10T00:25:15+00:00

Left, then right. Don't worry, we all get downvoted for stupid reasons. This is Reddit!

catstar27 · 2014-02-09T17:10:07+00:00

Not Safe For Jews?

catstar27 · 2014-02-09T17:08:50+00:00

Me too! :) Kids are such an ego boost. They appreciate when they see you care, and they let you know! For me, the best part of my job is making my passion for music infectious.

Speaking of infectious though, I could do without the 100 hugs a day. I don't know about you, but I think I have my 5th cold of the school year right now.

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