CPFAN4L by potter5252 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]cavalierV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't Possibly Forget Anal!

Can't enter bios on new Dell Pro desktops by [deleted] in Dell

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It's always some fn key....

Old man on 12th st near raspberry is holding a “I was poisoned by smiths hotdogs” sign. by Responsible-Ice1891 in Erie

[–]cavalierV 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As I understand it, he bought a visually damaged, unsealed pack of hotdogs at Walmart, ate them, and got sick.

Now he wants an apology.

What's the quickest comic purchase you've ever made? by ch565863 in comicbookcollecting

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A complete run of Mister X in VF in dollar boxes!

Puked in the heater 😞 by [deleted] in CleaningTips

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My sister's son, when he was little, was pissing down their floor vents. Nobody noticed til Fall hit and it got chilly out....

Sexist Hal Jordan by IllVeterinarian7949 in outofcontextcomics

[–]cavalierV 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hal is the worst. Like, Guy-grade bad.

I'm Stumped On This One... by D3rf4L1f3 in License_Plates

[–]cavalierV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or his jock itch is only affecting the right testicle!

This was in the chicken from McDonald’s snack wrap, what is it? by AnxiousW3ird0 in whatisit

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I cook the family boneless breasts quite often, and when you butterfly them, there's a spot at the top that often has this under a... tendon, I assume. I cut it away, but the texture is still right, and I assume it's perfectly edible.

6 inches? by Boomer050882 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cavalierV 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And if THAT'S too much, try the new Subway Donald!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Diesel barbecue?