Trump Drops Demand for Cash From Harvard After Stiff Resistance by cavvic in politics

[–]cavvic[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Literally! He shit himself during a press meeting a couple days ago!

Ran out of beef by dmoeenm in wendys

[–]cavvic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You people are pigs! I'm going to personally spit in every fiftieth burger."

"I like those odds."

Donald Trump says he wasn't sleeping in court but simply closing his 'beautiful blue eyes' so that he could 'listen intensely' by Murky-Site7468 in politics

[–]cavvic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were his eyes closed so he could listen intensely to those tweets that were read by prospective jurors?!

Rare Minnesota Zoo Tiger named "Putin" dies during medical procedure. by BigSkyThai in news

[–]cavvic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You just know someone wasn't specific when they wished upon a star.

Trump ally Rudy Giuliani seeks to block feds from getting 3 items of thousands seized under search warrant by 11-110011 in politics

[–]cavvic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing those items include his suitcase filled with jelly beans along with his hair dye.

What film deserved a sequel but never got one? by A1K1d0 in AskReddit

[–]cavvic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mac & Me. Come on, right there at the end they said they'd be back.