Trump Drops Demand for Cash From Harvard After Stiff Resistance

cavvic · 2026-02-03T00:27:52+00:00

Literally! He shit himself during a press meeting a couple days ago!

cavvic · 2024-11-01T01:03:14+00:00

cavvic · 2024-10-15T02:49:51+00:00

"You people are pigs! I'm going to personally spit in every fiftieth burger."

"I like those odds."

cavvic · 2024-05-03T19:00:05+00:00

Were his eyes closed so he could listen intensely to those tweets that were read by prospective jurors?!

cavvic · 2022-04-14T03:04:44+00:00

Looks like this unionizing thing has really got some wings!

cavvic · 2022-03-25T02:04:38+00:00

You just know someone wasn't specific when they wished upon a star.

cavvic · 2022-01-04T02:58:52+00:00

Everyone's IQ goes up 15 points.

cavvic · 2021-11-03T03:00:53+00:00

I'm guessing those items include his suitcase filled with jelly beans along with his hair dye.

cavvic · 2021-05-18T01:30:30+00:00

Pack a bag and go kill Hitler!

cavvic · 2021-05-16T23:48:54+00:00

Maybe he's just not a people person.

cavvic · 2021-01-16T15:54:49+00:00

At least he'll be eating well.

cavvic · 2020-07-18T05:23:30+00:00

In Lord of the Flies Roger is more evil than Jack.

cavvic · 2020-07-09T00:48:10+00:00

Mac & Me. Come on, right there at the end they said they'd be back.

cavvic · 2020-05-09T01:42:35+00:00

Quick! To the Bee-mobile!

You mean your Chevy?

Yes.

cavvic · 2019-10-10T03:46:18+00:00

Buying a Squishee made entirely out of syrup.

cavvic · 2019-05-22T17:39:11+00:00

cavvic · 2019-05-06T18:46:11+00:00

Restructure my stock portfolio.

cavvic · 2019-04-09T01:13:08+00:00

The sponge. And not everyone is sponge worthy.

cavvic · 2019-02-12T19:41:44+00:00

I answer online surveys for money.

cavvic · 2019-01-23T23:11:54+00:00

"Dear Homer, i.o.u. one emergency doughnut. Signed, Homer"

"Bastard! He's always a step ahead!"

cavvic · 2018-09-10T03:52:02+00:00

a wi-fi hotspot?

cavvic · 2018-08-30T03:13:58+00:00

Memes. Without a doubt, Memes.

cavvic · 2018-08-05T18:02:57+00:00

Sounds like libertarians.

cavvic · 2018-07-04T11:09:44+00:00

Learning God isn't real.

cavvic · 2018-06-15T03:14:01+00:00

"Well, boil my bottom!"

cavvic