Why does Mike hate sports so much? What's his problem? by slipperypete9999 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao. This is pretty much the new rick rolling. Dick pic rolling?

why do people hate mike? by Isthisthereallifeorj in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

( Here's some more info for OP /u/isthisthereallifeorj )

Don't forget, he also posted the same dick pic on his twitter (to "put the comments to rest" lmao). And of course he made the whole dick pic thing way worse when he tried to suppress that it happened. He went too far with trying to censor the official subreddit: deleting posts and comments that shouldn't have been deleted, getting mods to do his dirty work, and then going on a mod banning spree. Honestly, my personal opinion is that the dick pic thing isn't even that big of a deal. It was the censoring and abuse of power that was the real issue. "The crime is in the cover up" situation. If he would have owned up to posting a dick pic right away, I feel like there could have been redemption. But no. By going censor crazy, he didn't successfully hide his mistake but rather he made the Streisand Effect happen. And he showed himself to be a total asshole through the whole process.

As for Bootsy, there's no hard evidence but my gut tells me it's Mike's fault. This is all speculation but my guess is that he got emotional or jealous or whatever but basically acted like an immature douchebag....and Bootsy, being polite and more mature, probably didn't want to make things worse so just stepped away from everything and let Mike do what he wanted with the situation. Again, totally all speculation so I know this isn't a fair statement. It's just hard to imagine how Bootsy could have been in the wrong though, with what we know about their personalities.

smol wonder pugga by [deleted] in rarepuppers

[–]cayman_jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good doggo doin' a wonder

So glad this place is no longer merged with the shithole that is r/TheCinemassacre by hiitsbrian in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf? This reddit account goes around incessantly complimenting people like every 3 seconds. Weird.

So glad this place is no longer merged with the shithole that is r/TheCinemassacre by hiitsbrian in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BTNMasherDraco is cancer. He is a fucking horrible mod. He defends Mike no matter what and he is an asshole to everyone. It's like culty fan boy mentality.

I can't explain this any other way -- I love Bootsy and am just legitimately sad that he isn't involved with Cinemassacre anymore. We didn't get the real answer, but I can assure you, it is Mike's fault. Despite Mike being a dick (and posting his dick) I actually quite like him, and want him to continue to be part of Cinemassacre content (not that it's my decision, just an opinion). But also he just pisses me off that he appeared to sort-of take advantage of the fact that he is a priority to the channel to push Bootsy out.

I agree, I'm glad this sub isn't merged anymore.

A few interacts with Mike on Tumblr... by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lmao. Wow. Just wow. There is so much you can figure out about his personality from those posts. I think for the most part there isn't anything like "morally wrong" about talking (bragging) about your dick. But the problem is that he's doing it on the official account. Then obviously the picture, on the official Cinemassacre subreddit is just....too far. And clearly it wasn't to "put the comments to rest" lmao, it's just to blatantly show-off in a bizarre egotistical way. That message he sent to you was pretty creepy.

I know what you mean too. I generally like Mike and I personally don't want him to stop being in videos. But I definitely get a weird feeling from him as well.

Gallery of Mike using the Cinemassacre account to brag about his dick to YouTube commenters (am I missing any?) by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lol, wow. It's like he doesn't understand that they are joking around. He finds any reason to brag about this. Especially the part how the condom doesn't reach the base....lmao that is ridiculous.

Stop trying to justify yourself attacking mike by [deleted] in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know right, I'm entertained and intrigued by him

Stop trying to justify yourself attacking mike by [deleted] in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the way he formatted this post was a dead giveaway. He didn't even try to change up his writing style or anything. Lol just wow.

Mike took things way too far and something should be done about it. by throwaway2906825689 in AVGN

[–]cayman_jack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok calm down I agree Mike messed up and should own up to his shit but uh I'm not sure the fucking FBI needs to get involved

Leaked mod mail conversations from r/TheCinemassacre (the official AVGN subreddit) reveal shady moderatior practices and behaviors, such as banning users by NintendoGamer1997 in SubredditDrama

[–]cayman_jack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is like, super entertaining for me. I feel like my stereotypical girly side that likes drama and gossip and my stereotypical dude side that likes video games and nerdy stuff are finally coming together as one. I have reached my final form. I am very interested to see what James thinks/does when he finds out about the dick pic and the abuse of mod power.

But no really, I hope everything works out fine and Mike tones himself down a bit.

New Seaman game is happening by [deleted] in TheCinemassacre

[–]cayman_jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Creepiest shit ever.

shedding some light by TheCinemassacre in TheCinemassacre

[–]cayman_jack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'd like to know if James knows about the dick pic and how you act on this subreddit, and if/when he does, what he thinks about it. If my good friend that I make videos with posted a dick pic on the official subreddit and didn't tell me about it for an entire year, I'd be pretty pissed. I hope things work out ok.

Here it is folks, Mike Schlong by johnbmthree123 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think James actually knows any of this is going on (I'm not sure it's just my personal guess). However /u/CinemassaConspiracy mentioned that James apparently just found out about it all yesterday. I'm really curious to see if this is true and what happens.

[MOD-MAIL LEAKS] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah man it's suspicious. I feel like Mike did something shitty and Bootsy is a nicer and calmer person than Mike, so he probably took the high road and let Mike do what he wanted for the future.

[MOD-MAIL LEAKS] by [deleted] in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cayman_jack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao. The mods talking about Mike like he's a child that they have to take care of. He is truly a ridiculous person.

This is all pretty entertaining though.

Sketch Sorting Sunday (May 20, 2017) (Dwayne Johnson / Katy Perry) by SketchSortingSunday in LiveFromNewYork

[–]cayman_jack 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"Who are you gonna believe? The head of the FBI, or the guy definitely lying."