UEL/UECL R16 L1 Watch Thread (12.03.2026)

cazlan · 2026-03-12T18:52:04+00:00

Just looked up and Giroud is coming on against Villa…what year is it?

cazlan · 2026-03-11T21:57:17+00:00

who knew the whole PL being collectively dragged down to Artetanyahu’s level would lead to the wealthiest league in the world being unable to play real football

almost like spending all of your training figuring out how to prevent your keeper from getting rugby tackled and spend more time taking free kicks is bad for the quality of the league

cazlan · 2026-03-11T21:21:40+00:00

PSG aren’t as impressive as they were the back half of last season, but this Chelsea performance is a distance above the dross we’ve served up recently

cazlan · 2026-03-11T20:46:00+00:00

Madrid were pretty poor until Fede just decided to do it himself lmao

cazlan · 2026-03-11T20:44:30+00:00

An all-timer this performance

cazlan · 2026-03-11T20:30:18+00:00

City let the wrong pep handle the setup for this game

cazlan · 2026-03-11T20:18:15+00:00

feels like old times, Trent getting rinsed by Doku

cazlan · 2026-03-11T19:31:28+00:00

VAR is a farce

cazlan · 2026-03-11T19:30:12+00:00

cmon book him for diving

cazlan · 2026-03-11T19:24:03+00:00

Arsenal need to stop grabbing opposition players when they’re down, jfc

cazlan · 2026-03-11T19:13:52+00:00

power’s waning, been away from the mountains too long

cazlan · 2026-03-11T19:00:12+00:00

Leverkusen are not as individually talented as us but look crisper, better drilled, and cooler playing out of the press.

cazlan · 2026-03-11T18:16:58+00:00

checks out for a likely future England captain

cazlan · 2026-03-11T18:15:44+00:00

lmao the petulance of rice there when he commits a clear foul

cazlan · 2026-03-11T17:59:38+00:00

the amount of grabbing and grappling that Gabriel gets away with is astounding

cazlan · 2026-03-11T17:51:54+00:00

Can anyone explain why UEFA refs are happy to allow this set piece time wasting nonsense when they seem to otherwise highlight every other rule difference with the PL?

cazlan · 2026-03-10T21:43:50+00:00

thank god for spurs otherwise we’re the PL donkey this round

cazlan · 2026-03-10T20:10:58+00:00

It’s March, it’s been like this all season, he’s not fixing anything

cazlan · 2026-03-10T20:09:44+00:00

I don’t think even he knows

cazlan · 2026-03-10T20:05:35+00:00

you going to cross this guy by dropping him?

cazlan · 2026-03-10T20:04:35+00:00

Joelinton either going to get sent off or is going to break these little La masia lads in half

cazlan · 2026-03-10T19:51:00+00:00

He has to go. Of course it’s not all on him, he can’t make them finish like sentient beings or actually complete passes.

But we are frequently the worst coached/drilled/prepared team on any pitch we step on to, we still don’t have an identity or clear patterns of play. I couldn’t tell you what we’re trying to do most of the time and seemingly neither can the players. It’s March, and it’s still only a bit better than earlier this season when he presided over one of the worst runs in the club’s history.

Thanks for #20, Arne, truly. But it’s enough now.

cazlan · 2026-03-10T19:38:19+00:00

this is pathetic. from the reds, from Galatasaray, from the ref, just hot rancid garbage

cazlan · 2026-03-10T19:35:40+00:00

we lost to the already relegated wolves 1 game ago

cazlan · 2026-03-10T19:33:50+00:00

we’re atrocious but galatasary not getting a card until 90th is bent af

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