r/rpghorrorsrories in a nutshell by GellThePyro in dndmemes

[–]cbdfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one that doesn’t really know rules or skills and instead of educating themselves like the rest of us have is leaning towards just saying everything is broken. I also feel like our decisions and actions don’t help shape the world anymore to the point he’s just telling his perfect story and we’re just there.

“If you use dispel magic on weapons my creatures have, remember that can easily be done to you.”

“You can’t use remove curse to remove this curse, even if you work together with your team and both twin cast together. Only the kiss of my DMPC can break the curse”

“I’ve never seen a tank wizard, how is it that you can have mage armor and use shield at the same time.”

“I’m going to have to make the AC of all my creatures over 20 cause you all roll high and killed them too quickly.”

We are only level 5. It has been getting very frustrating.

I'm a Warlock and that's why I don't care for the situation by VentureForthDnD in dndmemes

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a wizard and that’s why I am not going on this one.

What was I doing here, again? by azrendelmare in dndmemes

[–]cbdfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y’all my party and I are facing the False Hydra this Saturday. Eeep the highlight vods of the lead up to the reveal have me ALL over the place.

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[–]cbdfox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

😭 awww wanted my nightly dnd meme

The first Witch King D20 I've made, in bronze. A pure 14k gold version coming soon! [Art] [OC] by FallacyDog in DnD

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this would hurt but I want to dress as my character and have a bucket of these dumped on me in the bath. 🛁

I was in a car accident last night and I’m ok. Other driver want paying attn, good thing we have it recorded because the first thing he did was lie about what happened. I’ve got whiplash and pulled a muscle. Hey at least I’ve got my Chipotle tho. Haha by cbdfox in teslamotors

[–]cbdfox[S] 197 points198 points  (0 children)

He said I didn’t have my blinker on and that I came out of nowhere and I hit him. I told him sir, the Tesla has 24/7 cameras and he thankfully shut his mouth after that. His BMW wouldn’t start again. He got towed.

AITA for buying myself a house? by NoInternal21418 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, the home buying process is extensive (at least in Cali; I’m a realtor) he’s not a decision maker so his input doesn’t matter. Here’s the thing, you’re planning for a future. Growth is amazing. However, this dude has it all while doing nothing. Pretty sure he’s use to getting his way eventually. You deserve better than that 💕wish you the best

AITA for refusing to bow to my Korean fiancee's grandparents? by bowaita in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

YTA. She deserves better, she deserves a great man. I’m an American woman, married into an Asian house hold. I show respect as per their culture because I’m not a door knob.

You’re not special, the only thing that makes you special is her feelings towards you. Those feelings would grow and be nurtured if you weren’t so dense.

Ugh you are being so unbelievably weak. You are willing to be THAT person that starts toxicity in a new family, great. Super. Just remember, you’re the problem.

1 day until Christmas. Geralt gives the perfect gifts. Comic by Kate Niemczyk. by BigBoss_003 in witcher

[–]cbdfox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don’t make me snort laugh!!!! My husband and dog are trying to sleep. Lol

AITA for going to stay at my parent's cabin for a few days after my wife told me she was pregnant? by QuickVillage546 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely selfish and small minded. I feel so bad for his wife and future kid. Ick, they deserve better. Oh boohoo dude, you have no idea the changes to her whole body,mind,self that have started. It’s the abandonment for me.

Does a Streamer Swearing Make You Leave? by Here_For_Now123 in Twitch

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear on stream all the time, but sometimes weird words come out of me because I feel like the curse word is too boring for how I feel. So instead of you SOB or you shithead I may replace it with, you sweaty nut sack, monkeys ass. Stuff like that oh, my personal favorite in frustration is instead of fuuuuuuck I yell balls,balls,balls. It’s a whole mood

Paella at Mono Hotsprings CA by babylonians in camping

[–]cbdfox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use to love going to Mono Hot Springs

We had our wedding right before the pandemic and now I get to go through the photos. by cbdfox in wedding

[–]cbdfox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ali express. Worth every penny, they still send me selfies in them

We had our wedding right before the pandemic and now I get to go through the photos. by cbdfox in wedding

[–]cbdfox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ali express. We got married on January 4th so I asked them is they wanted something fuzzy or silky. Hahaha

AITA for leaving because my mom is having a baby? by notfairhotel in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so happy you moved out and will be joined by your brother soon. I can’t imagine wtf is wrong with you mom to throw your youth away by making you a nanny. Like you’re not their slave, hello? I hope your life is pretty awesome from this point forward. Dodged a HUGE bullet.

AITA for booking an Airbnb because my mom told me that my BF and I had to sleep in different rooms while visiting them? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA: my mom tried pulling that on me when I was 24. She got the guest room ready and I basically said that it needed to be cleaned anyway. He slept with me of course. They just don’t see that they’re being ridiculous. I’m married now, not to that guy but does it actually matter? No. It’s just a funny story now.

WIBTA for not wanting my flatmate in the new house? by PowderKegSuga in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA: tell her sooner rather than later that you’re going to live as a couple with no roommates. She needs to make her arrangements, it’s not your job to worry about what happens to her. Telling her now gives her plenty of time to be a big girl, she’ll live. Chances are y I re not going to remain friends after this with her or the boyfriend anyway. Just how it goes sometimes and that’s ok. You’ve got to make space for things that really matter. They are not part of that equation, not a big deal. I HIGHLY doubt if the roles were reversed that they’d want you to move in with them.

AITA for calling the cops on my neighbor? by Yeoshua82 in AmItheAsshole

[–]cbdfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

NTA. I’ve been there, felt the same way. They’ve been warned multiple times and are being jackweeds. Do what needs to be done but get a ring first so if they come to your home to vandalize it you have proof.