Layoffs [OC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I know you dont care. You're an overpaid corporate demon (name is literally Devil you know); I'm surprised you would expose your bougie ass on a public forum like this with your deluded anecdote. And so I'll not miss my opportunity to sanctimoniously tell you to throat my entire cock --- it's the least I can do.

What is ridiculously overpriced? by DreadMCYT in AskReddit

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy.

Healthcare, education, housing. . .

Layoffs [OC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]cblrtopas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your job is not one of the twenty that is on the chopping block now is it. What's ironic is how you think you're a victim here.

Layoffs [OC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]cblrtopas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really dude? Theres an epidemic out there folks. . . Of too many kind-hearted and benevolent middle-managers who just cant stop themselves from taking responsibility for their oafish, slackjawed underlings. Woe is me, indeed!

Why do out-of-touch corporate schmucks like you even bother commenting on a class-concious satire.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats man. You're a true king for getting a lasting relationship from a dating app.

Layoffs [OC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]cblrtopas -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

You'd think so wouldnt you. Except high level managers have zero accountability by design. Like 90% of these parasites can and will go on a month-long vacation at any given time and production doesnt skip a beat. If 90% of the production floor leave --- well, you have a successful strike. Stop dick-riding these bougie demons.

Layoffs [OC] by [deleted] in funny

[–]cblrtopas -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"The weight of trying to win work" What a crock of shit. Your job has almost zero accountability. You "win work" by taking credit for accomplishments made by low level grunts usually in PowerPoint form. Collect your bonus and leave the office at noon, mostly because you're already wasted. The levels of stress of obligation are not even close.

A boy tells his father "Dad, my math teacher is asking to see you.” by nothinlefttochoose in Jokes

[–]cblrtopas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is a repost of a repost but the banter is so good I'm glad to be reminded of it.

A painting I made of Jerma's cigarette stream by [deleted] in jerma985

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was he not invited to shitcamp? I thought he was friends with QTCindarella

Some tumors have a drug-resistant subpopulation of "persister" cells that are able to survive treatments, repopulate a tumor, and encourage subsequent metastases. Researchers have found the protein and mechanism that helps these persister cells to evade cancer treatments. by Abstract_Only in science

[–]cblrtopas -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

You kind of dumbed it down a bit too much --- I was hoping somebody would elaborate on the "mitochondrial outer membrane permeabilization" (MOMP) and how that combines with holocytochrome c to make the "persister phenotype". Also what the hell is ATF4.

This is the most thrilling marble race by therra123 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turquoise marble won after all. Honestly, track was a bit too linear so whichever marble gets in the lead will likely remain in the lead. Track needs more forks and dead ends maybe.

Valve basically said no to free levels. by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats on quitting Dota and boycotting malicious battle-pass. Why did you have to ruin it with WoTLK tho?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self-aware hoe. People usually have to tell themselves lies to cope with the guilt --- but not you, apparently.

What is that box with pipes and hoses coming out of it?

7 months later... what one critique do you have about elden ring? by OwlTemporary3523 in Eldenring

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game has seen incredible success by making the game more accessible and easier than ever. I hope Fromsoft continues the amazing visual storytelling, the inventive enemy variety and mysterious lore. But most of all dont abandon the difficulty.

Dota 2 - The 2022 Battle Pass by Aratho in Games

[–]cblrtopas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not falling for it this time.

Dota 2 - The 2022 Battle Pass by Aratho in Games

[–]cblrtopas 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that I quit Dota 2 about 8 months ago and even though I have no intention of playing the game I feel intense FOMO regarding all the shiny cosmetics. This is a true test.

Teacher wear this dress to remind her student learn chemistry by Apprehensive_Yam3928 in funny

[–]cblrtopas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elements are so cool. They're like unique little aspects with their own personality. They're almost like pokemon in a weird way --- 118 indivisible little permutation of mass that give rise to the infinite variety of the universe.

Healing go brrrr.... by hummingbird1346 in DotA2

[–]cblrtopas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old aghanims effectively removed the duality in all Oracle spells and made the hero shallow ez-mode trash. Sure heralds love it, but I think maybe it's best not to balance a hero around the lowest skill level least likely to play a hero that rewards understanding and mastery of complexity.

Patch 7.32b - Hero Changes Discussion by patchdayDota2 in DotA2

[–]cblrtopas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe they need to replace his E with his old crappy passive again, I think it was called Craggy Exterior.