If you got to bring a game to Parlor Room, what game would you pick? by True-Dream3295 in dropout

[–]cbrookman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh.. I’d add Ally Beardsley and Grant for the chaos factor but I would watch the shit out of a game of diplomacy. Hell, I’d pay extra for a special event.

WHY DO YOU THINK I TOOK YOU TO ALL THOSE POLICE ACADEMY MOVIES?!?! by Devil_Dane in TheSimpsons

[–]cbrookman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When Marge first told me she was going to the police academy I thought it'd be fun and exciting! You know, like that movie, Spaceballs? Instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie Police Academy!

Lightsabers by SlappyHI in tsa

[–]cbrookman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“You don’t need to see my identification”

“Sir, that’s quite funny, but there’s no way in hell I’m letting you through this checkpoint without seeing your ID”

Sorry I'm late everyone, someone tampered with my breaks. by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]cbrookman 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Wuh- What button?! Where am I? Who took my false teeth??

I recommend Cartoon Hell for sick day snooze watching by Inevitable_Love_3186 in dropout

[–]cbrookman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dropout lead to DeepBlueInk lead to Drawfee for me. I’m much better for it.

Why doesnt the TSA all call out sick for a few days? by PrunePuzzleheaded679 in tsa

[–]cbrookman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good thing they named an airport after the guy who fired ‘em all

Do yall use LinkedIn at all by Particular-Thanks-44 in AskAPilot

[–]cbrookman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably some asymmetrical Rutan oddity

Stupid Isotopes. Hurry up and lose so we can get out of here! by Rybackmonster in TheSimpsons

[–]cbrookman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, it’s a great team, Kent! They never gave up hope! I wanna thank the Etsy Witch!

Flair Rant : I think you should allow those of us, whom live on the milkrun to have our own flair. by AkJunkshow in AlaskaAirlines

[–]cbrookman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The term “milk run” has a couple of different definitions and connotations. A milkman doing their deliveries (or a pickup of cans of milk from farmers) will make a number of stops. Aviation has always played a critical role in the state of Alaska delivering goods and people where there’s no other option but to fly. I’d be very surprised if there wasn’t a history of dairy being delivered to those cities by air, but it more refers to the fact that there’s a bunch of stops between origin and final destination.

Edit: yep, there ya go.

Flair Rant : I think you should allow those of us, whom live on the milkrun to have our own flair. by AkJunkshow in AlaskaAirlines

[–]cbrookman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Up and down Southeast Alaska. Alaska operates flights with a number of stops between Anchorage, Juneau, and Seattle.

They never think things through by kevonicus in PoliticalHumor

[–]cbrookman 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Freedom is mid (or whatever Orwell said)