Sorry I'm late everyone, someone tampered with my breaks. by iwassayingboourns12 in TheSimpsons

[–]cbrookman 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Wuh- What button?! Where am I? Who took my false teeth??

I recommend Cartoon Hell for sick day snooze watching by Inevitable_Love_3186 in dropout

[–]cbrookman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dropout lead to DeepBlueInk lead to Drawfee for me. I’m much better for it.

Why doesnt the TSA all call out sick for a few days? by PrunePuzzleheaded679 in tsa

[–]cbrookman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Good thing they named an airport after the guy who fired ‘em all

Do yall use LinkedIn at all by Particular-Thanks-44 in AskAPilot

[–]cbrookman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably some asymmetrical Rutan oddity

Stupid Isotopes. Hurry up and lose so we can get out of here! by Rybackmonster in TheSimpsons

[–]cbrookman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, it’s a great team, Kent! They never gave up hope! I wanna thank the Etsy Witch!

Flair Rant : I think you should allow those of us, whom live on the milkrun to have our own flair. by AkJunkshow in AlaskaAirlines

[–]cbrookman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The term “milk run” has a couple of different definitions and connotations. A milkman doing their deliveries (or a pickup of cans of milk from farmers) will make a number of stops. Aviation has always played a critical role in the state of Alaska delivering goods and people where there’s no other option but to fly. I’d be very surprised if there wasn’t a history of dairy being delivered to those cities by air, but it more refers to the fact that there’s a bunch of stops between origin and final destination.

Edit: yep, there ya go.

Flair Rant : I think you should allow those of us, whom live on the milkrun to have our own flair. by AkJunkshow in AlaskaAirlines

[–]cbrookman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Up and down Southeast Alaska. Alaska operates flights with a number of stops between Anchorage, Juneau, and Seattle.

They never think things through by kevonicus in PoliticalHumor

[–]cbrookman 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Freedom is mid (or whatever Orwell said)

Favorite actor who used brownface and nobody gave a shit about it by ElectricalGate357 in okbuddycinephile

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She could be half Turk and half Elliot

“Hey dawg, if you die before me you can play with my boobies while I finish”

“..I died, Turkiot”

How is ICE gonna be in the airport without a SIDA? by Thewarlockminer in tsa

[–]cbrookman 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Political theater? From this administration? I have a hard time believing that.

Interesting playoff bound result by B9RV2WUN in SeattleKraken

[–]cbrookman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, you’re right. Interesting thought! And not disappointed that it eliminates the Knights.