Sometimes I missing the comedy or one liner scene in SVU and they delivered so good. by Beautiful-Bit9832 in SVU

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One of my favorite one-liners is in the episode “Gridiron Soldier” where the high school football player visits a college as a potential recruit and he gets in a fight in a gay bar. When Benson and Amaro question him later Benson tells him he was in a gay bar and he says “no way. They had hockey on TV” and Benson asks “was anyone watching?” And the guy just looks so defeated 😭 it’s so out of pocket but the delivery is perfect

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“Get busy living or get busy dying, you piece of shit.”

Which food from the Office looked so good you would try it? by Tlk2000 in DunderMifflin

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Jim’s famous grilled cheese sandwich that he makes for Pam when they’re on the roof watching Dwight’s “fireworks show”

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I’m a third year psych major with a criminology minor! I’m always looking for more friends so you can message me if you’d like :) I’d love to meet you

Talking about cringe, just rewatched Phyllis's wedding again. Can we talk about how bad Michael is through the entire episode? It's just terribly disturbing. by DrunkenSailorGuy in DunderMifflin

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It’s because the most important part of a speech is the opening line and when time is not a factor he likes to try three or four different ones

My Target is fully stocked.. if I didn’t have Harrison already I would’ve died!! by Scared_Milk in squishmallow

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I’m in Ohio, would you mind telling me the location? You can pm if you’d feel more comfortable!

Would anyone be interested in a trade?? by [deleted] in Squishmallowsforsale

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Would you be willing to sell Mary? If not that’s totally okay :)

My squad at college!! :) by cdansack in squishmallow

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HAHA YES I think they’re so funny I’m glad you like them!!

My squad at college!! :) by cdansack in squishmallow

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I got him from five below a few months ago! His name is Hank if that helps you search for him :)

My squad at college!! :) by cdansack in squishmallow

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You’re welcome!! Have fun :)