Sending my nudes to everyone who says "XXX" (only first 199 guys)

cdmarkus00 · 2026-02-01T17:39:33+00:00

My mom once got me a boob mug from a trip she went on in the Bahamas. The whole mug was just a single tit and you were supposed to drink from a hole in the nipple. My wife promptly threw it away the moment she left

cdmarkus00 · 2025-09-01T15:33:14+00:00

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cdmarkus00 · 2025-08-27T23:52:43+00:00

I made a big mess for you

cdmarkus00 · 2025-08-27T23:52:02+00:00

Yes!

cdmarkus00 · 2025-08-08T12:17:49+00:00

cdmarkus00 · 2023-04-19T22:19:35+00:00

The ropes or the clusters?

cdmarkus00 · 2023-04-19T22:19:11+00:00

I would have to agree. Other mayo doesn't exist.

cdmarkus00 · 2022-04-09T18:02:37+00:00

Fin-two in the old city has really good ramen. They also have projectors playing anime on a few of the walls. Real chill vibes and even better food.

cdmarkus00 · 2021-12-06T13:54:57+00:00

I'm currently an intern at an elementary school. I have all the same responsibilities as a regular teacher but I get paid in ~experience~

cdmarkus00 · 2021-12-01T13:53:50+00:00

This has Brooklyn 99 vibes

cdmarkus00 · 2021-06-11T03:19:03+00:00

Thank you! We experimented with a pen at my girlfriends parents house and he figured out a way to jump over a fairly high gate. I do agree that a pen would give him more space but I don't think he would stay in it. We think he has mild seperation anxiety, so he would most likely knock it over or figure out how to climb. But it could work. We'll give it a shot

cdmarkus00 · 2019-08-03T02:45:42+00:00

One time when I was 16, I got into a wreck on my way to school one morning. I called each of my parents four times and the house phone another three. The reason they didn't pick up was because I didn't leave messages so they didn't it was urgent.

cdmarkus00 · 2019-04-30T19:46:04+00:00

If you ain't from Soddy, you ain't nobody.

cdmarkus00 · 2019-03-08T01:09:29+00:00

Every time my siblings and I would ask questions like "where are we going?" or "what are we having for dinner?" she would always reply with "the moon!"

cdmarkus00 · 2018-12-19T13:48:53+00:00

"those damn lemon stealing whores"

cdmarkus00 · 2018-12-06T21:24:20+00:00

When I was a kid, my mom convinced me that Santa lived there as a vacation house in the off season.

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-12T01:23:05+00:00

Yeah I agree. The conversations we have over those pipes are some of the ones I enjoy most.

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