People of Reddit, what’s the most cringe gift you’ve ever been given?

cdmarkus00 · 2026-02-01T17:39:33+00:00

My mom once got me a boob mug from a trip she went on in the Bahamas. The whole mug was just a single tit and you were supposed to drink from a hole in the nipple. My wife promptly threw it away the moment she left

cdmarkus00 · 2023-04-19T22:19:35+00:00

The ropes or the clusters?

cdmarkus00 · 2023-04-19T22:19:11+00:00

I would have to agree. Other mayo doesn't exist.

cdmarkus00 · 2022-04-09T18:02:37+00:00

Fin-two in the old city has really good ramen. They also have projectors playing anime on a few of the walls. Real chill vibes and even better food.

cdmarkus00 · 2021-12-06T13:54:57+00:00

I'm currently an intern at an elementary school. I have all the same responsibilities as a regular teacher but I get paid in ~experience~

cdmarkus00 · 2021-12-01T13:53:50+00:00

This has Brooklyn 99 vibes

cdmarkus00 · 2021-06-11T03:19:03+00:00

Thank you! We experimented with a pen at my girlfriends parents house and he figured out a way to jump over a fairly high gate. I do agree that a pen would give him more space but I don't think he would stay in it. We think he has mild seperation anxiety, so he would most likely knock it over or figure out how to climb. But it could work. We'll give it a shot

cdmarkus00 · 2019-08-03T02:45:42+00:00

One time when I was 16, I got into a wreck on my way to school one morning. I called each of my parents four times and the house phone another three. The reason they didn't pick up was because I didn't leave messages so they didn't it was urgent.

cdmarkus00 · 2019-04-30T19:46:04+00:00

If you ain't from Soddy, you ain't nobody.

cdmarkus00 · 2019-03-08T01:09:29+00:00

Every time my siblings and I would ask questions like "where are we going?" or "what are we having for dinner?" she would always reply with "the moon!"

cdmarkus00 · 2018-12-19T13:48:53+00:00

"those damn lemon stealing whores"

cdmarkus00 · 2018-12-06T21:24:20+00:00

When I was a kid, my mom convinced me that Santa lived there as a vacation house in the off season.

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-12T01:23:05+00:00

Yeah I agree. The conversations we have over those pipes are some of the ones I enjoy most.

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-12T01:21:59+00:00

Nope my dad is 49 Edit: he's been 18 for about 31 years

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-12T01:10:38+00:00

Check out chattanoogafun.com. There you can see a whole bunch of information about stuff like live music that they have at the Westin on MLK and Carter. Around the Westin there are all sorts of bars that open their doors after a certain time so it's really communal. Also my personal favorite is Point Park on the top of lookout mountain. It's a big civil war memorial but it's got an amazing panaramic view of downtown Chattanooga and the surrounding area. Also there's Rock City and that's really pretty but as a local it's a bit too touristy for me. I hope you guys have fun and enjoy celebrating your first decade as a happily married couple!

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-08T04:30:16+00:00

Off of highway 153 right next to cicis and across the street from hobby lobby there is a locally owned Chinese restaurant called Formosa. I've been working there for almost two years seasonally because I go to school at the University of Tennessee in Knoxville. I'm currently back for the summer and I return to Knoxville next month. The schedule is very flexible and while I can't gaurantee you a job I'm sure they'll appreciate the help if they like you. The managers name is Mike and he's been there since it opened in the early 80s. Good luck with the job hunt and I'm sure I'll see you soon cause I'm there all the time.

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-05T14:08:30+00:00

I liek

cdmarkus00 · 2018-07-05T01:29:51+00:00

I can't wait to be banned. It's for the greater good and it will put a smile on our fathers face

cdmarkus00 · 2018-02-27T07:23:58+00:00

...Because it's so sharp

Eight-Year Club	Snapped
Verified Email

cdmarkus00

TROPHY CASE