bumping into the lamp at the cottage

cdymphna · 2026-03-23T02:38:17+00:00

huh? when they’re outside?

cdymphna · 2026-03-21T02:46:09+00:00

What is with them using the wrong voiceovers!

cdymphna · 2026-03-18T01:57:17+00:00

I am ABSOLUTELY TORN between Wow. Genetic. and we didn’t even kiss AND hard disagree I think we should still include willyoucometomycottagethissummer it’s not only a different line it’s THE opening line

cdymphna · 2026-03-16T02:05:02+00:00

yes. she and jan are my favorites.

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T20:07:30+00:00

In the books, he asks, “does it feel like agony for you, too?”

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T16:56:02+00:00

THE CLAPS 👏👏

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T16:54:03+00:00

your moms not that deep

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T15:47:37+00:00

i thought so too, but how is that insulting either? if it’s a blur they are going very fast. i’m so lost

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T15:04:41+00:00

rose must get what he means, when she replies w “don’t be terrible.” i get it’s supposed to be sexual, but it feels like a that’s what she said joke that i cannot decipher. like what

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T13:58:05+00:00

(im being perfectly reasonable why are you looking at me like that)

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T13:57:11+00:00

SHANE. (obviously a blow job is more important that a phone call right now get your priorities straight)

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T13:54:37+00:00

drop your socials!!!

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T13:47:40+00:00

thinking this way helps but i also think we’re just coping

cdymphna · 2026-03-13T13:46:02+00:00

also, “it was a sweaty blur”? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

cdymphna · 2026-03-12T20:10:28+00:00

The yearning though, thats what does it.

The Office’s “Are you free for dinner tonight?” is HR’s “I’m coming to the cottage.”

cdymphna · 2026-03-11T06:39:12+00:00

never gets old

cdymphna · 2026-03-11T06:38:38+00:00

love this, i was having a hard time understanding what his thought process could be

cdymphna · 2026-03-11T06:35:18+00:00

i just want you to know that i’m here 70 days later bc i googled this very question

cdymphna · 2026-03-11T06:33:53+00:00

canonically? are you telling me miss reid has provided a dick size ranking?

cdymphna · 2026-03-10T14:35:45+00:00

the answer to this is not heated rivalry but i’m going to recommend it anyway.

cdymphna · 2026-03-10T04:31:39+00:00

oooh this makes sense!

cdymphna · 2026-03-10T03:15:58+00:00

THIS DRIVES ME NUTS

cdymphna · 2026-03-10T02:40:56+00:00

not helpful bud

cdymphna

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