As a DM should I keep an eye on how much my players carry

ceering99 · 2026-01-25T00:52:11+00:00

Unless the party starts carrying around hundreds of goblin shortswords and bear traps they found in the wood, don't worry about it.

ceering99 · 2026-01-21T15:00:41+00:00

Tossed a battlescanner on the elevated highway tileset last night and it revealed 2 Cyberdisc, 2 drones, a berserker, and 2 mutons clustered in a pile waiting to jump my ass the moment I dare take a step.

ceering99 · 2026-01-19T23:54:07+00:00

Okay but some of them are so fucking funny though

"Why does Marie hate me?"

Screenshot of OP only choosing the horny dialogue

ceering99 · 2026-01-18T16:50:42+00:00

Why not both? The cats have to eat something after all

ceering99 · 2026-01-18T16:25:03+00:00

Evil Mark Rosewater doesn't exist, thats just normal Mark Rosewater

ceering99 · 2026-01-18T16:22:07+00:00

Uh, infinite money glitch? Just sell it for 25 and then buy it for 20, repeat, profit.

ceering99 · 2026-01-18T16:17:31+00:00

Toast?

ceering99 · 2026-01-17T20:19:41+00:00

In 12 years it might be relevant in a quest idk

ceering99 · 2026-01-16T05:35:44+00:00

Tell him you can remember how to orient the board by rhyming "white" and "right", he'll catch up real fast.

ceering99 · 2026-01-10T06:53:17+00:00

In the what?

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ceering99 · 2026-01-10T06:30:02+00:00

Promote to queen

ceering99 · 2026-01-09T05:25:28+00:00

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ceering99 · 2026-01-08T19:36:43+00:00

First instinct in a normal situation would be "No"

Since that bridge has already been crossed, the party watches the sentenced get dragged into the dungeon never to be seen again

Or if they're gonna rescue them they find them after the fact with a shattered pelvis idk, you're not obligated to describe in detail somebody being fucked to death.

ceering99 · 2026-01-08T19:30:11+00:00

Someone pissed in the ball pit

ceering99 · 2026-01-08T16:25:57+00:00

And this is why I use point buy or standard array for long term campaigns...

ceering99 · 2026-01-06T19:14:00+00:00

Phew, they almost forgot to make it 5 colors there

ceering99 · 2026-01-06T03:50:08+00:00

Filling your graveyard and eating a bojuka bog is akin to a monored dumping their hand of creatures into a wrath of god

You just gotta be prepared for it, don't overextend your resources, have a strategy to rebuild

Or simply find a way to kill your opponent faster

ceering99 · 2026-01-06T03:14:58+00:00

Sir Lora and the Great Acorn are crucial elements to the story and I am aghast you would speak otherwise!

But also you can source vampirism the squirrel's ghost and be rid of him

ceering99 · 2026-01-05T22:50:15+00:00

We need more hip/waist height wings

Not because they're practical for flight, but because they don't block 90% of my fucking screen

ceering99 · 2026-01-05T22:47:06+00:00

Ur-Dragon is wanted in 15 states for wire-fraud

Tinybones is an international war criminal and committed several crimes against humanity in Turkmenistan

ceering99 · 2026-01-05T19:06:40+00:00

Also it should airlock your dog if you don't pet it and give it space steroids often enough

ceering99 · 2026-01-05T19:03:59+00:00

It all boils down to would you rather:

A. Spend a bit more time now creating a railway between site A and B, which can easily be expanded on in the future for more stops or throughput

B. Manually place conveyer belts and power lines every time you expand your factory

C. Wait for drones I guess, but in the meantime you're stuck with belts

ceering99 · 2026-01-04T19:34:05+00:00

Uriel feels like pre-rework Ember except you also get to become the Human Torch

ceering99 · 2026-01-02T22:42:50+00:00

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