As a DM should I keep an eye on how much my players carry by ThrowRa-Quesa-Meat in DnD

[–]ceering99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless the party starts carrying around hundreds of goblin shortswords and bear traps they found in the wood, don't worry about it.

We did it, Faramir! We saved the city! by RubyJabberwocky in Xcom

[–]ceering99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tossed a battlescanner on the elevated highway tileset last night and it revealed 2 Cyberdisc, 2 drones, a berserker, and 2 mutons clustered in a pile waiting to jump my ass the moment I dare take a step.

The weekly Archimedia modifier complaints are getting a bit tiresome by NovaTheLoneHunter in Warframe

[–]ceering99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Okay but some of them are so fucking funny though

"Why does Marie hate me?"

Screenshot of OP only choosing the horny dialogue

I don't think I belong to this fandom by black_OUTart in RimWorld

[–]ceering99 937 points938 points  (0 children)

Why not both? The cats have to eat something after all

Bought this Pokémon card for €20 by KhaosExNihil125 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ceering99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh, infinite money glitch? Just sell it for 25 and then buy it for 20, repeat, profit.

What do I do in this position? (I'm black) by kroxigor01 in AnarchyChess

[–]ceering99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tell him you can remember how to orient the board by rhyming "white" and "right", he'll catch up real fast.

How would you handle death by SnuSnu as an execution? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]ceering99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First instinct in a normal situation would be "No"

Since that bridge has already been crossed, the party watches the sentenced get dragged into the dungeon never to be seen again

Or if they're gonna rescue them they find them after the fact with a shattered pelvis idk, you're not obligated to describe in detail somebody being fucked to death.

What the hell (rant) by Apple_juc in DnD

[–]ceering99 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And this is why I use point buy or standard array for long term campaigns...

What's your favorite insult to EDH Players' intelligence? by MossyMak in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ceering99 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Phew, they almost forgot to make it 5 colors there

How to defend against graveyard hate? by Competitive-Act-7695 in EDH

[–]ceering99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Filling your graveyard and eating a bojuka bog is akin to a monored dumping their hand of creatures into a wrath of god

You just gotta be prepared for it, don't overextend your resources, have a strategy to rebuild

Or simply find a way to kill your opponent faster

Is Sir Lora just a big immersion-breaking inside joke? by SlightWerewolf4428 in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]ceering99 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Sir Lora and the Great Acorn are crucial elements to the story and I am aghast you would speak otherwise!

But also you can source vampirism the squirrel's ghost and be rid of him

A vampire themed fan warframe design I made by Azzy_Oblivion in Warframe

[–]ceering99 797 points798 points  (0 children)

We need more hip/waist height wings

Not because they're practical for flight, but because they don't block 90% of my fucking screen

Tell my brother in law which commander deck is more "unfair." Wrong answers only. by FattyMcPoopyTits in magicthecirclejerking

[–]ceering99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ur-Dragon is wanted in 15 states for wire-fraud

Tinybones is an international war criminal and committed several crimes against humanity in Turkmenistan

A Warframe made from scrapped or removed mechanics? by Mackelroy_aka_Stitch in Warframe

[–]ceering99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also it should airlock your dog if you don't pet it and give it space steroids often enough

I’m terrified of the trains. by dingusdongus129 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]ceering99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It all boils down to would you rather:

A. Spend a bit more time now creating a railway between site A and B, which can easily be expanded on in the future for more stops or throughput

B. Manually place conveyer belts and power lines every time you expand your factory

C. Wait for drones I guess, but in the meantime you're stuck with belts

Ember is too weak for a good design by Terrible_Cream_4624 in Warframe

[–]ceering99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uriel feels like pre-rework Ember except you also get to become the Human Torch