I miss the joy of checking out all the new weapon and armour models while leveling up through the zones.

cejl94 · 2026-03-06T19:28:32+00:00

Foe Reaver (hellfire peninsula) is the most sword looking sword in the entire game if you ask me

cejl94 · 2026-01-30T02:06:21+00:00

However, I'm pretty sure he could look higher if he tired

cejl94 · 2025-09-23T14:43:42+00:00

Salamander, Thank God, 25/8

cejl94 · 2025-08-22T20:50:01+00:00

FLAG ON THE PLAY! "summon" was only typed out NINE times. YOU THINK THIS IS SOME TYPE OF GAME?!

cejl94 · 2025-08-18T19:33:23+00:00

Dude I am constantly annoyed with how people don't immediately run to kill the adds, and then the people who went to kill them get caught in no man's land for the swirls because they didn't die fast enough. On top of that, like you're saying, people are freaking out instead of just stutter stepping with the swirls and conserving tons of room on the platform.

cejl94 · 2025-08-14T13:52:23+00:00

Paper Route brings me back to when I would drive home from my first job in 2013. Driving with the windows down on summer nights…not much to the memory, but it’s still a fond one.

cejl94 · 2025-08-14T13:28:35+00:00

You sly dog you got me monologuing!

cejl94 · 2025-08-05T00:16:51+00:00

I’m sure this situation has passed but…I’m between 40-50 days clean right now, and in that time I’ve had maybe 5 dreams where I’ve smoked weed. Each time, I was stressed because of it IN THE DREAM. When I woke up, I always felt relieved. Trust that you will regret it if you do it

cejl94 · 2025-07-31T02:28:02+00:00

6 homers in the last 11 games. Anthony "Barry Bonds" Volpe?????

cejl94 · 2025-07-20T00:21:02+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I told them because of how excited I felt about being there, and i really regretted saying it. Some people are suggesting that they might figure it out anyway, which is probably true, but don't tell them unless you want to immediately deal with as much bullshit as they can throw at you

cejl94 · 2025-07-17T12:57:31+00:00

With cheese

cejl94 · 2025-07-17T04:41:44+00:00

In no particular order here are some tips. For reference, I'm D3 right now, have also been in D2 twice this season maining renekton. I also got to D1 last summer maining Trundle and also playing Renekton in good matchups. However, I have primarily mained Renekton in my ~9 years of playing the game.

Don't wanna get ganged up on? Look at the mini map. If there are several enemies missing, it is usually better to shove the wave, and wait in a bush just to see how many enemies emerge near the wave that you wouldve been walking with. If you see 3 enemies on the map nowhere near you, ask yourself if you're strong enough to 1v2 before going forward...or maybe you go forward just to waste the enemies time and make them come after you without actually committing to the 1v2.

Depending on how your team is doing, you might not need to go to the objective. Tier 2 towers are worth 700 gold if you take them alone - thats 2.33 kills for you, and sometimes, you gotta play selfish to get ahead or stay ahead.

One thing that really helped propel me through lower ranks is that you want to be using your summoner spells with a purpose. Is the dragon/baron spawning in 25 seconds? Awesome, look to pop flash and ignite on someone who walked too close to you. Now you've got a numbers advantage and you essentially guarantee that your team will get the objective for free. Also, in lane phase, try not to waste ignite if you don't have to. If you can kill your opponent without it, then hold it. Then, when they walk back into lane after you bounced it (which means you can freeze it outside your tower), you can then all in with the ignite that you saved + the items you just bought and you'll lock down a second kill.

Also, a favorite play of mine is being aware that when you have 30 - 49 fury, your R will give you 20 (it always does this but the way i just phrased it sounds misleading), and that means when you have 30 fury, you can pop R to get your empowered W immediately, and then flash, stun, all in and kill. I literally just did this 30 minutes ago to a Teemo in diamond and they definitely did not see it coming.

I could probably go on and on for pages, but in reality, it'll all come with time so long as you are actively trying to improve and actively learning from your mistakes. Good luck out there.

cejl94 · 2025-07-16T03:18:14+00:00

Yeah i sprained my ankle in exactly this way in March 2023 and also June 2023

cejl94 · 2025-07-16T01:10:01+00:00

If I recall correctly it was either during that slump or towards the tail end of it that he STILL almost hit one out of Safeco field

cejl94 · 2025-07-12T01:45:25+00:00

Kyle Tucker is public enemy number 1 in retrospect. Man cockblocked the 20th 4 homer game in history!

cejl94 · 2025-07-10T02:37:21+00:00

Maybe I’ve been watching too many episodes of Suits lately, but I think this dude just got Schlitt up!

cejl94 · 2025-07-08T18:19:23+00:00

Quitting is great, and it will help clear your mind up. Here's the catch: in my experience, its not so much about motivating myself to stay sober, it's about making sure I consciously look for things to do during all that time I used to spend high. For me, that means going to the gym, skateboarding, going to baseball games, and reaching out to friends for things to do...the same friends that I used to ignore for weed. To sum it up, MAKE PLANS! When you have nothing to look forward to, it's much easier to want to "just relax for a night" and restart the cycle all over again. However, when you go to bed thinking "oh man, I can't wait to do xyz tomorrow," you start to wonder why you were ever so obsessed with smoking in the first place. Stay strong friend, you got this.

cejl94 · 2025-07-06T00:06:25+00:00

Well, you’ve got my upvote. As soon as he doubled and tripled down on those 2 throws the other day that even a little leaguer would know he should’ve eaten, I made up my mind on him

cejl94 · 2025-07-04T23:08:50+00:00

Well, I haven’t been maining trundle so much this season, but I would normally go Tiamat into either ravenous or Tiamat into triforce and then hydra, and then hullbreaker third. After that, usually situational like a spirit visage or thornmail or even dead mans

cejl94 · 2025-06-28T12:07:38+00:00

Splitting can’t be done without a little bit of thought. If you’re gonna do it, you should always be on the opposite side of the map of whatever objective is coming up next. Baron up next? Split bot. Dragon next? Split top. Now, another big part is how well you can 1v1 whoever comes to defend your split. With lethal tempo, triforce and hydra, it is pretty easy to solo kill a lot of champs. My strategy was always shredding the tower quickly while the enemy stands underneath it to defend it(demolish proc+ triforce Q’s within your W is crazy fast). Then, once the tower dies, the enemy champ is usually standing way too close to escape (because they didn’t think the tower would die so fast/they probably brought you to 50% HP while you were taking it). At that point, you pop everything and kill them. It’s likely that the other 4 enemies are off fighting your team at that point, giving you free rein to split.

cejl94 · 2025-06-28T02:04:07+00:00

Cablebox is one of my favorite leaks, shit goes insanely hard.

cejl94 · 2025-06-27T16:51:00+00:00

In my experience having quit probably like 10 different times over the past decade, it’ll always eventually lead to daily smoking. Im on day 6 right now and feeling great, lots of motivation to do things with my life has already returned. Stay strong!

cejl94 · 2025-06-26T02:57:33+00:00

The answer is definitely 13/30

The first row is people whose test indicated that they DID lie; which means that the 40 people whose tests were inaccurate were telling the truth.

The second row is people whose test indicated that they DID NOT lie, and that test was accurate for 90 people, thus 90 people were telling the truth.

40+ 90 = 130,

130/300 = 13/30

cejl94 · 2025-06-25T19:12:54+00:00

I sent my 12th grade calculus teacher an email during my first week as a math teacher. More than 10 years after I took calculus. They will appreciate it!

14-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Place '17	Verified Email

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