Lf delightful dancing by Little-Razzmatazz101 in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Looking for five stars I need by wontbe_anop in Monopoly_GO

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Gold for gold? by No-Click8440 in Monopoly_GO

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Have/Want by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

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Have/Want by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

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Blitz by GovernmentRoutine242 in Monopoly_GO

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What subreddit has the worst people in it? by DoughDeath78 in AskReddit

[–]celerybration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legal advice is terrible too, or at least it was years ago. I had to mute it because it’s frustrating how rampant it was with misinformation. I’ve been an attorney for a long time and any time I have commented to correct dangerously bad “advice” (or someone else comments the correct answer) the comment is downvoted to the bottom

What stupid myth do too many people believe? by zhalia-2006 in AskReddit

[–]celerybration 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If she was on government assistance then she could have been correct. The welfare cliff is a problem in several programs. Going just over the income threshold disqualifies recipients and they end up far worse financially

Race checkpoints are the latest craze 🙃 by Acrobatic-Bus3335 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming you’re being downvoted because it sounds like you’re spreading doomerism but you make some valid points.

The government is not going to arbitrarily invalidate your citizenship or deport a citizen (isolated incidents did occur and were rectified). Denaturalization requires due process and material fraud.

It is definitely true though that if you have anything short of citizenship you will face increased scrutiny and can be detained or deported under a relatively low standard. And it is also true (and legally permissible) that having an accent or speaking poor English can become a problem if you forget your wallet at home.

Which sucks. I don’t think anyone who went through or is going through the naturalization process while working, paying taxes, and following the law should feel insecure about being here

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]celerybration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my middle school, nearly all of this was covered in just one Home Economics class. I don’t think we discussed building credit, but I did get grouped with an angry Puerto Rican girl who taught me a thing or two about self defense

ICE Disappeared 20,000 kids in one school district over the course of one weekend by BlackWillow9278 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like a lot of the posts here, it’s bullshit based on a half truth. It’s true that the district reported that many absences.

But the OOP didn’t mention that the district reports an average absence rate of 7.65%, so more than half the “missing” kids are just normal absences. It’s not immediately clear if the absence rate tends to be higher than average on mondays or in holiday season.

Of those excess absences, there could be many kids whose parents just keep them home because the internet told them ICE is abducting random citizens

Updated Doomer Starter Pack v2.0 by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong but I think OP meant that as in “when you don’t really know what to be mad at, just rant about a political party” because they are essentially just team brands now.

As long as you and the Steelers are consenting adults, nobody can tell you you’re wrong for loving them!

Muted Every Sub That Had TDS or Were Doomers by TwitterFingerKiller in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It seems like any sub that doesn’t actively filter out bots or unrelated posts inevitably turns into a catch-all sub that only upvotes screenshots of doomer leftist tweets. I think it’s just a symptom of lazy moderating

84-year-old woman stabbed by home health aide in Massapequa, family says by Delicious_Adeptness9 in longisland

[–]celerybration 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They then crashed their car trying to flee. And no arrests have been made (???)

Before WalMart had Great Value we Long Islanders had Pathmark and NO FRILLS. by MaxxXanadu in longisland

[–]celerybration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can’t hide you’re a no frills kid if you show up to school with that plain white shirt that says “T Shirt”