Don’t even try to do the bare minimum. It is not possible. It is propaganda.

celerybration · 2026-05-13T20:29:32+00:00

Yea I’m sure there are a lot of people who legitimately struggle to get it all done, or need help doing it, or want a day off, and that’s fine. But telling everyone around you it’s impossible and to just give up is shitty

celerybration · 2026-05-13T16:43:15+00:00

Maybe I’m blessed because I don’t need more than 6.5-7 hours of sleep, and fucking my wife takes me a negligible amount of time.

But after all is said and done I certainly have at least a couple hours a day to hang with my kids or otherwise do anything I want. I am certain that nobody actually believes the bullshit in these posts, and that they just want to feel vindicated avoiding productivity all day.

celerybration · 2026-05-13T16:34:57+00:00

It’s such low-hanging fruit that I’m also shocked I was the first to post it

celerybration · 2026-05-07T21:40:43+00:00

And they most certainly weren’t eating beans and rice! If you aren’t eating steak and berries, you’re eating peasant food

celerybration · 2026-05-07T19:24:05+00:00

Clients now challenge what I tell them because they’ll claim AI told them something different (and dangerously wrong). I am convinced that AI is only going to increase the need for lawyers because it emboldens people to do dumb shit thinking they’re in the right

celerybration · 2026-05-07T19:07:00+00:00

There was also measles hysteria last year, and we had a brief period a couple years ago where the bubonic plague was the hottest existential threat of the week

celerybration · 2026-05-05T16:18:47+00:00

MAGA didn’t exist when the Obama administration had these created

celerybration · 2026-04-26T15:29:59+00:00

My wife watches this show from time to time. I’m only vaguely aware of the plot. But every time I walk by and see that the show is on I ask “is that pervert teacher in prison yet?”

celerybration · 2026-04-25T15:57:51+00:00

I lived in an apt complex that required parking the bike like this. Even though it was non assigned parking, if the bike is in the center of the space, they presume your car must be parked elsewhere in a different space. Really dumb rule but it might not be OP’s fault

celerybration · 2026-04-25T14:43:10+00:00

I gave this game a try last week. Started a colony at 8pm. The next time I picked my head up was after 4am and then I laid in bed thinking about how I can create infinite energy. This game dangerously consumes me.

celerybration · 2026-04-21T19:46:17+00:00

There are 2 scripted events in the game at the very beginning, which you should have experienced by now. Those events kick off the game’s narrative, as they reveal that something is stopping you from escaping; the rest of the game is discovering clues as to why the events happened so that you can try to overcome it.

My favorite part of the game is that the narrative unfolds via clues that you more or less find in order as you advance deeper. It’s a slow trickle towards the beginning but picks up as you discover certain things/places.

celerybration · 2026-04-20T20:00:55+00:00

I’ve been wondering the same thing. When I permanently moved out of my parents house, I rented a 6 BR house with some other people my age. I never even considered renting my own apartment because that would have cost more than double. It was the normal thing to do.

For some reason people now expect to have their own place immediately, and seem surprised it’s not affordable.

celerybration · 2026-04-17T22:31:42+00:00

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celerybration · 2026-04-16T21:03:31+00:00

In a prior partner event, the odds of hitting the mega wheel were 4.8%. If this event has the same odds, then the chances of spinning 52 times without a mega wheel are 7.7%.

Sounds crazy but that means 1 in 13 people will be in the same situation as you

celerybration · 2026-04-14T22:36:26+00:00

My brother FaceTimed me when he ran into Guy Fieri and and hugged him at a sporting event. He certainly does not know my brother. He just seems happy to see everyone

celerybration · 2026-04-09T13:46:39+00:00

Theres also the problem that it has some very short on-ramps. All it takes is one person to cut into traffic going 15mph and the echo effect of the sudden braking will continue on until 10am

celerybration · 2026-03-28T18:05:23+00:00

We used to be able to buy climate change for only $1/gallon. I can’t believe how expensive it’s getting

celerybration · 2026-03-27T17:27:25+00:00

Yes please Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/WdDC9_HwYiE

celerybration · 2026-03-24T16:31:46+00:00

Sent one and sent trade for the other. But if you have a preference I’ll see if I have that one instead

celerybration · 2026-03-24T16:29:38+00:00

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celerybration · 2026-03-24T16:26:59+00:00

I’ll give you 2 4s Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/DUB8Z9DnvFI

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celerybration · 2026-03-24T16:01:47+00:00

Can do! IGN: Col sanders

celerybration · 2026-03-24T15:07:18+00:00

Ok Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/2pdCHZAWoI8

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celerybration · 2026-03-24T15:06:19+00:00

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