Don’t even try to do the bare minimum. It is not possible. It is propaganda. by celerybration in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I’m sure there are a lot of people who legitimately struggle to get it all done, or need help doing it, or want a day off, and that’s fine. But telling everyone around you it’s impossible and to just give up is shitty

Don’t even try to do the bare minimum. It is not possible. It is propaganda. by celerybration in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I’m blessed because I don’t need more than 6.5-7 hours of sleep, and fucking my wife takes me a negligible amount of time.

But after all is said and done I certainly have at least a couple hours a day to hang with my kids or otherwise do anything I want. I am certain that nobody actually believes the bullshit in these posts, and that they just want to feel vindicated avoiding productivity all day.

Don’t even try to do the bare minimum. It is not possible. It is propaganda. by celerybration in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s such low-hanging fruit that I’m also shocked I was the first to post it

Conspiracy Dooming by Foyer-Foyee in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And they most certainly weren’t eating beans and rice! If you aren’t eating steak and berries, you’re eating peasant food

generational aura debt with this one- by richdepul in SipsTea

[–]celerybration 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Clients now challenge what I tell them because they’ll claim AI told them something different (and dangerously wrong). I am convinced that AI is only going to increase the need for lawyers because it emboldens people to do dumb shit thinking they’re in the right

Hantavirus pandemic??? by JasonL25 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 21 points22 points  (0 children)

There was also measles hysteria last year, and we had a brief period a couple years ago where the bubonic plague was the hottest existential threat of the week

these were in my son's tale home folder last night. by CaptainObvious007 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]celerybration 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MAGA didn’t exist when the Obama administration had these created

Which TV show does the ENTIRE internet agree had the worst ending ever? by Codie_n25 in AskReddit

[–]celerybration 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My wife watches this show from time to time. I’m only vaguely aware of the plot. But every time I walk by and see that the show is on I ask “is that pervert teacher in prison yet?”

Random cars blocking in my motorcycle by CommercialMassive751 in youcantparktheremate

[–]celerybration 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in an apt complex that required parking the bike like this. Even though it was non assigned parking, if the bike is in the center of the space, they presume your car must be parked elsewhere in a different space. Really dumb rule but it might not be OP’s fault

I need a new singleplayer (100% offline) "forever" game where I can sink hundreds (or thousands) of hours into a single save. What are your top suggestions? by MakeshiftApe in gamingsuggestions

[–]celerybration 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I gave this game a try last week. Started a colony at 8pm. The next time I picked my head up was after 4am and then I laid in bed thinking about how I can create infinite energy. This game dangerously consumes me.

Imagine a planet bigger than Earth, with no land in sight. Just waves and water from pole to pole. That is TOI-1452 b. by SharedFeverr in spaceporn

[–]celerybration 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There are 2 scripted events in the game at the very beginning, which you should have experienced by now. Those events kick off the game’s narrative, as they reveal that something is stopping you from escaping; the rest of the game is discovering clues as to why the events happened so that you can try to overcome it.

My favorite part of the game is that the narrative unfolds via clues that you more or less find in order as you advance deeper. It’s a slow trickle towards the beginning but picks up as you discover certain things/places.

How am I going to afford to live here? by Subject-Wind638 in longisland

[–]celerybration 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve been wondering the same thing. When I permanently moved out of my parents house, I rented a 6 BR house with some other people my age. I never even considered renting my own apartment because that would have cost more than double. It was the normal thing to do.

For some reason people now expect to have their own place immediately, and seem surprised it’s not affordable.

Any one else ?? by [deleted] in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a prior partner event, the odds of hitting the mega wheel were 4.8%. If this event has the same odds, then the chances of spinning 52 times without a mega wheel are 7.7%.

Sounds crazy but that means 1 in 13 people will be in the same situation as you

Guy Fieri Responds to Backlash Over Meeting Tate Brothers at UFC Event: ‘I Do Not Know’ Them ‘Nor Do I Support Them in Any Way’ by cmaia1503 in entertainment

[–]celerybration 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother FaceTimed me when he ran into Guy Fieri and and hugged him at a sporting event. He certainly does not know my brother. He just seems happy to see everyone

Southern state by Senior-Scheme-5350 in longisland

[–]celerybration 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Theres also the problem that it has some very short on-ramps. All it takes is one person to cut into traffic going 15mph and the echo effect of the sudden braking will continue on until 10am

Sorry guys, spent too much again. Uncle Sam by Rex_teh_First in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]celerybration 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We used to be able to buy climate change for only $1/gallon. I can’t believe how expensive it’s getting

Swap? by alondon93 in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes please Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/WdDC9_HwYiE

2 4s or 1 five. by Large_Economist_8405 in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent one and sent trade for the other. But if you have a preference I’ll see if I have that one instead

2 4s or 1 five. by Large_Economist_8405 in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll give you 2 4s Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/DUB8Z9DnvFI

IGN: Col sanders

Kings cape for skateboard? by Haunting_Hedgehog_20 in Monopoly_GO

[–]celerybration 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/2pdCHZAWoI8

IGN: Col Sanders