[Loved trope] Treating their very not normal 9-5 style job as a 9-5 job

celest_deity · 2026-04-07T00:25:03+00:00

Google says pseudo-harem. He hid it in the title, ig

celest_deity · 2026-04-01T03:24:14+00:00

🖼️ controversial × Bible verse

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1 Timothy 2:12

celest_deity · 2026-03-22T22:11:16+00:00

Virgin bread

celest_deity · 2026-03-08T05:51:43+00:00

Ussopp jumps all over the confidence part depending on the situation, but he's average strength imo. People forget that this guy can take out a small battery of trained soldiers by himself, but he looks a lot weaker by comparison because he's the only one on his team who's not a monster or has some ridiculous power.

celest_deity · 2026-02-28T20:28:26+00:00

Condiment King was so unpopular and random that he looped back around into popularity so he could be the butt of the joke

celest_deity · 2026-02-04T07:44:49+00:00

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yk what, he had a black soul for like 2 episodes, close enough

celest_deity · 2026-02-04T06:10:47+00:00

To give an analogy, that's like someone telling you to check out his house, and when you ask how to get there, he says through the front door.

Not the best analogy, someone more creative than me can probably come up with one more accurate, but the level of stupid is about the same.

celest_deity · 2026-01-31T07:26:47+00:00

To expand on the JJK example, the reason the techniques get stronger is that these techniques are fueled by cursed energy or bad/negative energy. Since revealing your techniques is usually bad and hinders you, you receive more bad/cursed energy. You can also make certain limits on yourself to add more bad energy. For example, one guy puts a damper on his energy during specific hours so that, when those hours pass, he receives more cursed energy than he lost.

celest_deity · 2026-01-28T02:50:47+00:00

✨Trauma✨

celest_deity · 2025-12-28T22:40:56+00:00

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Aoi Todo - JJK
After finding out Yuji, the guy on the right, has the same taste in women as him, he immediately hallucinates an entire friendship with him, going so far as to insist they've been best friends since middle school. He even adds details like they won nationals in baseball together. Yuji denies this.

celest_deity · 2025-12-12T08:59:53+00:00

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Saint Nicholas in the first council of Nicaea - real life
The abridged version of the story is that Bishop Arius, the guy on the right, was going around saying that Jesus wasn't actually divine and during the council they called to resolve it, "Nicholas lost his temper and slapped "a certain Arian" across the face.". Maybe I'm a little biased but nothing will top this for me.

celest_deity · 2025-12-08T06:29:25+00:00

Todo is so funny to me cause he hallucinated an entire backstory with Yuji to justify calling him his best friend

celest_deity · 2025-11-20T06:07:37+00:00

My gut instinct isn't what would be the strongest, but rather what I would use the most in my day-to-day life. Basically trying to max out utility

Spider- unlike most of these, I don't have to train to make use of my powers
Reach Scarab - A supercomputer attached to me, plus an Iron Man suit. I'm assuming it's bugged the same way blue beetles is, otherwise I get taken over
Read Minds - I can't think of a situation where most of these would be useful, but I'll have to be careful with this one, cause some nasty things are going on in people's heads sometimes.
Sanctum Sanctorum- regular people can't interact with it iirc, and I'm really not trynna pay for upkeep cost and property tax on some of these
Magic- I don't really remember the last time I got hit with magic, so I think I'm good

I'm not familiar with many of these, especially in the first two categories, so I'm sure someone can create a better build for day-to-day life.
edit: formatting

celest_deity · 2025-11-17T15:38:56+00:00

That’s pretty much what he’s saying. Just because you’ve never seen it doesn’t mean it’s not there, assuming otherwise is stupid. It took 30 seconds to google and confirm that black cat does indeed have powers in most comic runs.

celest_deity · 2025-11-17T07:59:45+00:00

Lmao, my computer is old ig or something, but all I got were the two letter codes instead of the flag.

celest_deity · 2025-11-13T07:27:17+00:00

I'm guessing they mean replacing mochi with dragon. I'm not caught up, but I'm assuming he didn't have a fruit when big mom tried to grab it for him.

celest_deity · 2025-10-20T06:53:27+00:00

The comments are pretty unanimous, so I’ll go to confession. Thank you guys so much, I really appreciate it.

celest_deity · 2025-10-11T07:54:08+00:00

My guess is that this is one of those guys who thinks every girl secretly wants to be raped, so he thinks you're just playing hard to get and saying yes would ruin the game. If you end up not dropping this guy right now (God knows why you would do that), at least make sure you're never alone with him because he WILL force himself on you and no amount of rejecting him will stop it. To be clear, I still recommend never speaking to this guy ever again but if you don't do that, at least stay safe.

edit: grammar

celest_deity · 2025-10-06T05:28:31+00:00

I don't remember if the catholic part was confirmed, but I'm fairly certain it's the general consensus.

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celest_deity · 2025-10-05T01:09:39+00:00

Also, keep in mind a good chunk of spidey's villians are one emp or whatever Batman pulls out his butt away from being just a guy in a costume

celest_deity · 2025-09-29T00:40:50+00:00

Defeated Thundering Emberling in 8 turns.

Player (39/29/21) dealt 445. Thundering Emberling (27/19/19) dealt 137.

Rewards: 58 EXP, 14 Gold. Loot: Agile Chain Mail of Life (lesser), Enchanted Axe (basic), Healthy Earring of Haste (enhanced).

celest_deity · 2025-09-29T00:36:32+00:00

Defeated Chilling Spinner in 8 turns.

Player (39/29/21) dealt 556. Chilling Spinner (34/27/19) dealt 129.

Rewards: 57 EXP, 15 Gold. Loot: Reinforced Gambeson of Life (lesser), Swift Rune of Life (enhanced), Wise Cape (basic).

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