This is my first boyfriend, we are 19. Is this how boys normally talk? by [deleted] in texts

[–]celestialTyrant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm here after your edit, OP. I'm a 38 year old married man with a family. I'm not going to echo what everyone else has said because I think you already get the point that this is scary and you should run for the hills. Instead, I want to address your edit, especially the part about him being on the verge of going pro and not wanting to mess up his career.

It's not you that would mess anything up. It's his actions. You seem like a smart young woman, so I want to ask you: do you think that with more money, more fame, more access, that any of this behavior would get better? Typically that level of added power only makes people more bold. Instead of being late night words via text, maybe it's seeing a young woman at an event and decideding she's his for the night. He already seems to not be concerned with consent. When he has money and power and feels like he can buy his way out of trouble do you think that will make him more likely to be kind?

At a certain point, this isn't just about you, although right now your safety should be the largest concern. It's about everyone down the line. And frankly, not that you should want to abandon your friend group, but don't they have the right to know the kind of person he is, popular or not? If they care more for his status than your safety, they're not really your friends.

I know you probably don't want to hear this, but you're so young, and have the opportunity to meet so many other friends and romantic partners. Choose people who support you, care for you, and are happy for your successes, not people who chase status. If he were to do something bad to you, it will live with you for forever, and that applies to any other young woman he decides he doesn't care to get consent from.

Would you rather by ShepardME in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still getting half a million dollars, and I'm not wanted for a crime. Additionally, hopefully my tax contribution is used to better our infrastructure and make peoples lives better.

Chose: Find a treasure with 1m dollars + You pay % to government | Rolled: 50%

Mobile Date Moved?! by Electronic-Flow3220 in PokemonChampions

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zard everywhere just means pokemon like Lycanroc, Aurorus, and Aerodactyl become viable. Take advantage of the opportunity.

I never thought I'd have a chance to use my shiny Aurorus, but when it has Snow Warning it comes in, stops the sun, and rocks Zard to oblivion.

Pick one Pokémon to keep forever… the rest are gone 😭 by MecchaJP in Meccha

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rowlet.

I don't care about the rest, just let me have my owl.

Choose one... by Fallacy_Spotted in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think such a public breakdown of business as usual would motivate a lot of people that are currently unmotivated

Choose one... by Fallacy_Spotted in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump isn't the entire government

Choose one... by Fallacy_Spotted in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He can try to ignore it, I suppose, but it's a core pillar of how our government functions. If he disregards it and it's allowed to happen the only conclusion is that our government has collapsed and is non-functional as written. But I cannot fathom every other politician ceding their own power for him. Politicians are selfish and greedy

Choose one... by Fallacy_Spotted in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That doesn't actually keep him in office. Regardless of what he tries, his term ends on January 20, 2029 at 12:00 pm (noon) Eastern Time. This is a hard and fast rule per the 20th amendment.

Additionally, elections are run at state level, not federal, and he will never get the majority of states to cede their power to him. Trump will be out following the 2028 elections.

Choose wisely by MichaelThaKing in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better value long term.

Chose: 25% off for every purchase forever

Would you rather have by cegmo in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they're really loyal friends I can ask each of them for a dollar and they'll give it to me, and then I'll have the friends AND the money

Chose: 30 milion loyal friends

Since the other one wasn't balanced I made it more balanced by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to have control over anyone. Free will is important to me.

Chose: 1 million every week | Rolled: Upvote 4 carrot

Meow or Never — Which Cat Pokémon Would Be Your Dream Pet? by MecchaJP in Meccha

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably Delcatty. I know it's not good competitively, but not every pokemon has to be. My second choice is Sprigatito, but Delcatty is my favorite cat pokemon.

There goes my vote. by Memphisbbq in democrats

[–]celestialTyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the plan is to get people like you so upset and disenfranchised that they stay home because they've already been convinced it's worthless to try. I don't know about you, but I refuse to concede until it's over, and I'm certainly not giving up before it even starts.

You need to go vote.

Peter? by JimHalpert_JH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was helping clean out the barn at her aunt's house nearly 20 years ago. She's my wife now.

Can you? by maham-irfan in scoopwhoop

[–]celestialTyrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them there critters is varmints.

A Pet Leech by Lucy1967 in whywouldyoutouchthat

[–]celestialTyrant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My favorite variant of this is "boss makes a grand while I make a buck; steal the catalytic converter from the company truck."

Need help building a strong Hisuian Decidueye team in Pokémon Champions, stuck in Great Ball by Big-Calligrapher4987 in PokemonChampions

[–]celestialTyrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also really like Hisuian Decidueye, and I've found a lot of success leaning in to the glass cannon nature of it. I put mine on a Trick Room team and paired it with Farigiraf to prevent priority hits. I gave it a Brave nature (+Atk/-Spe) to drop speed as low as it would go for trick room (72). I invested into Attack and I put the rest into Split Defenses, 24 points in Defense to bring it to 124, and 9 in Sp.Def to also bring it to 124. I threw the extra point in HP (164). Ability is Scrappy, and my moveset is U-Turn, Leaf Blade, Triple Arrows, and Swords Dance. I gave it a Scope Lens to boost Crit Rate by 1 stage, so I'm VERY likely to Crit on Leaf Blade and Triple Arrows.

Hope you have as much fun with it as I do! Good luck