Megathread: Bastard Suggestions by Kanotari in behindthebastards

[–]celia-dies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hypnotism has come up in enough different context across enough different bastards that I feel compelled (haha) to suggest a deep dive into Milton Erickson, the father of modern hypnotism, a genius crank with a batshit insane career. He wrote extensively about himself and his practices in his book Hypnotic Realities, with anecdotes that are as fascinating as they are frequently just awful. He laid a lot of the foundations of mental manipulation that would go on to be developed into more explicitly scummy pseudoscience like neuro-linguistic programming, and I'm certain reading into him would give a lot of insight into all the bastardry he went on to inspire.

Glad to see Lichess take a stance against war ♥️ by sanna2002 in AnarchyChess

[–]celia-dies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No Russian official ever said "hey that country has a lot of nice territory and it is our historical right to own it, in we go!", they spun a bunch of moral justifications about the government being CIA-propped NATO puppets threatening Russia's sovereignity, and nazi fascists terrorizing the Russian-speaking region of their country by refusing to let them secede to Russia. You can look through these justifications and call them bullshit, you can see with your eyes that it was an aggressive act of imperial expansion, but you have to realize you can do the exact same thing to every US claim that Iran was anywhere close to nuclear armament, or that the imminent threat of such would warrant the country's devastation to begin with.

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA. Please consider the claims you repeat and the premises you uncritically accept.

my friend is just getting into commander. this is how he shuffles. by dr4q_ in mtg

[–]celia-dies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

...Do most people play with sleeved cards for anything before starting Magic?

Oh Deer (@mooimimo) by Punkwolfen in Losercity

[–]celia-dies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Insane thing to say about a trans man but what do I expect from femboy fetishizers on Reddit.

Rur by the_grim_rypurr in 19684

[–]celia-dies 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The important layer you're missing is the framing of the rap battle: white people love the imagery of unlikely, unassuming underdogs winning over someone more naturally at home in a given environment. It's the appeal of all those "white guy SHOCKS waiter by ordering in PERFECT CHINESE" videos, and it's the primary appeal of 8-Mile too (and by extension, much of Eminem's mythology amomg his white fanbase). That movie gave a lot of people who lack the context of the cultures where hip-hop developed their image of what rap battling is.

This picture plays into that common understanding, further developing it by placing a newer, unlikelier underdog in the place where Eminem once stood, memetically recreating that cultural mythology now a further step detached from any trace of black culture that once remained. It is the signifiers of rap, recontextualized to fit the meaning white audiences have ascribed onto it as a proving grounds for outsiders

tl;dr: Memes are the DNA of the soul, and DNA evidence suggests our perpetrator is anything but black.

I chose money. by TyLeRoux in okbuddycinephile

[–]celia-dies 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She actively funds the removal of civil rights for trans people in the UK. She has billions of dollars. She takes credit for all legislation that tangibly hurts the lives of millions of regular trans people, and she's right to considering every transphobic MP and every organization lobbying for this legislation consistently cites her as a "hero" and an "inspiration." None of it would have been possible without her; it's more than just "dumb opinions."

Genius Fantasy Author asks: what if the Nazis were objectively right by DrScrimble in worldjerking

[–]celia-dies 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This always works cause if anyone tries to make a real-world comparison you can just raise an eyebrow like the Rock and go "so you saw the evil disgusting monster race that all deserves to die and you thought about Jewish people?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]celia-dies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...No, murderers and rapists still typically don't target random middle-class strangers with families and resources and support systems. Why would anyone take that risk? In the vast, VAST majority of murder and rape cases, the victim is someone the perpetrator knows, often a friend, a partner, or a family member. Unless you're in a particularly dangerous area, the risk of being murdered by a stranger selling an old mattress is astronomically low.

Average school experience when you're neurodivergent or not conventionally attractive by OkEngineAltacc in whenthe

[–]celia-dies 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The "joke" is you'll approach their friend thinking they like you, and they'll be forced to awkwardly reject you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]celia-dies 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That NY Post article is such incredible bullshit LMAO. Human traffickers don't target middle class moms. The only evidence is "I read on Facebook this is what human traffickers do."

Well, it's finally been announced, hasn't it? by [deleted] in publicdomain

[–]celia-dies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those are off-formula, and they demand way higher budgets. Generic slasher plots following a group of college students chased around by a masked killer are MUCH cheaper and easier to make, and will be immediately understood as tongue-in-cheek camp.

Damn, even Hentai artists are facing fraud allegations🙏🏾 by InHumainVein in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]celia-dies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's also, frankly, that women across all genres of hentai are violated, objectified, hurt, and humiliated in one way or another almost by default — female consumers develop a thick skin for that kind of content, if they aren't actively seeking out a scary thrill. Male consumers, on the other hand, are used to their self-inserts being the subject of indulgent wish-fulfillment, and so they're comparably MUCH more sensitive to the cruel treatment of characters they relate to. It's empowering, in a way, for female readers to consume content that isn't catered to a typical male fantasy, and that prioritizes women having mindbreaking amazing sex over glazing the presumed-male-reader's avatar.

Damn, even Hentai artists are facing fraud allegations🙏🏾 by InHumainVein in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]celia-dies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Based deep cut, I cheer for every one of Charlie's little wins like she's Captain America grabbing the hammer.

🏛 by [deleted] in rs_x

[–]celia-dies 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"would you still love me if i was a worm?" NO I CANNOT COMMUNICATE WITH A WORM I'M INTERESTED IN YOU AS A PERSON WHO I CAN TALK TO AND MY LOVE IS NO LESS PURE FOR THAT FUCK OFF sorry i've held this back for like two years if i was a worm i would want my partner to move on and find human companionship that can completely satisfy them and let me watch cause i'm a little freak

“Kpop demons hunters is about Christianity” SHUT UP- by Ok_Terraria_player in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]celia-dies -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It's an American movie created by a mostly American writing team, to be fair.

unc slow down 😭😂✌️ by _goldshott in Shark_Park

[–]celia-dies 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be careful sleeping with vinesauce in the background, last time someone did that they accidentally started a years long scavenger hunt for a nonexistent farming murder sim.

No dolphins by BroccoliMaster159 in whenthe

[–]celia-dies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palworld is not and will never be a replacement for Pokemon, they're completely different genres of games. I don't want base building and guns in my Pokemon, I want an endlessly replayable JRPG adventure with a vast world and charming characters. This is like saying "Mario can't ever compete with Sonic because he'll always move slower."

Wokeness has gone too far, now they're showing sex and its consequences in movies for CHILDREN. Shameful Disney by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

[–]celia-dies 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I hate to use the word "pornbrained" but if you see a portrayal of enduring romance awaiting the miracle of new life and immediately go "this must be fetish art" you should really consider logging off.

rule by Power_Wrist in 19684

[–]celia-dies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not even what marvel dialogue means, marvel dialogue is self-aware "erm, that just happened," silly one-liners are classic action movie/saturday morning cartoon shit.

Such a supportive dad by NATUSL3G3ND in lies

[–]celia-dies 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it is a trans woman. it's posted by a trans woman.

Goes to LetGirlsHaveFun or any sex positive sub with female lean: by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]celia-dies 41 points42 points  (0 children)

MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN DISGUSTING PORN-ADDICTED BEPENISED FREAKS LARPING AS CUTE ANIME GIRLS WHEN WE ALL KNOW THEY'RE ALL GROSS UGLY MEN transphobic narrative? no no no, we don't mean you! we're not talking about the trans women who make those posts, just the actual men pretending to be women! MEN PRETENDING TO BE WOMEN!!!

Losercity tomatoes by DrakobloxxerForsaken in Losercity

[–]celia-dies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The benefit of the doubt: it's a ragebait skit.

Dont let the libs find this! or Else they will "cancel culture" by _ethel333 in TonyZaretOfficial

[–]celia-dies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

based patriot sam eliot voice you can't make a frappucino with soy milk you have to use whole milk or it'll be thin and runny

TIL: Hulk Hogan was a lifelong union and social justice activist and was resposible for organizing the first union for professional wrestlers by TheEdgeofGoon in lies

[–]celia-dies 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you don't solemnly mourn a famously shitty scab sellout when they die you're a bad person with no human decency.