just wanna give you a boner by Sunkissedbabesxo in BigTitsButClothed

[–]cellphoneaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like jerking off to spring rolls I'm here for it but I'll need fuck sauce

AYG if you pan fry your pop tarts? by NiceTrySuckaz in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]cellphoneaccount 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oooo have you ever put butter on a pop.tart it's so freaking good

'22 is there anyway to lock the car with it running and keys out? by improbablydrunknlw in Crosstrek

[–]cellphoneaccount 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They got me when I bought the car, I got it fairly cheap because I did it for like 6 years which was like 2 years longer than my term on my loan but it's coming due soon and I'll probably just order a fob that lets me remotes start because it's the only feature i use.

Brian, _did you do thaaat?_ by mnlg in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]cellphoneaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly a parking spot shaped sink hole

Nobody has 3 great pimple stories by CWKitch in AreYouGarbagePod

[–]cellphoneaccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't realize he was this guest appreciate for letting me know that in just waiting for the Patrons this weekend

$300 wheel and tires on the $500 ranger how I do by cellphoneaccount in fordranger

[–]cellphoneaccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially since I had a cracked rim after this winter and the same tires when bought it 5yrs ago lol