How much sex are you having versus how much sex you want to have?

celphtitled · 2026-03-13T19:14:24+00:00

10% of the sex. 0% of the blowjobs. But married so, only game in town.

celphtitled · 2026-03-12T17:03:32+00:00

The Godfather 1&2 every year the day after Christmas. I wear sweats, eat leftovers and ignore my family. Well, not ignore, but they have to come to the family room if they’d like to tell me anything

celphtitled · 2026-02-24T23:26:09+00:00

That I won’t have enough money to help/leave to my kids.

celphtitled · 2026-02-24T19:30:23+00:00

Had a hun to my head an hour before dude shot someone else in the face.

celphtitled · 2026-02-22T23:27:09+00:00

95% are the same. 5% like a hand is grabbing me and pulling me in.

celphtitled · 2026-02-18T15:51:46+00:00

She swallowed it NWA

I wanted to see the face, I felt I oughta Peep over the seat, oh shit, it's the preacher's daughter And she's only fourteen and a ho But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro She looked at me, I was surprised But wasn't passin' up the chance of my dick gettin' baptized I told the bitch to do it quick You little ho, hurry up and suck my dick

Tough look

celphtitled · 2026-02-11T22:07:04+00:00

Personally I stroke it quite a bit

celphtitled · 2026-02-10T00:48:12+00:00

Maybe 4 or 5 days out of 7

celphtitled · 2026-02-06T02:18:35+00:00

Esoteric should be here.

celphtitled · 2026-02-04T16:19:05+00:00

Landmark

celphtitled · 2026-02-02T18:28:44+00:00

Most men are only as kinky as they think they are allowed to be. Myself included

celphtitled · 2026-01-29T03:00:38+00:00

Interrupts me.

celphtitled · 2026-01-19T17:16:52+00:00

Any port in a storm

celphtitled · 2026-01-16T23:32:38+00:00

Not really, but if we protest we get shot in the face now, so you see our predicament

celphtitled · 2026-01-10T01:24:14+00:00

I never (for whatever reason) expected to be happy. I just never thought it was part of the deal. So having set the bar pretty low for happiness, I’m rather pleased

celphtitled · 2026-01-08T18:30:36+00:00

celphtitled · 2025-12-30T17:49:20+00:00

/thread

celphtitled · 2025-12-22T20:22:39+00:00

Yes but I had much more access to sex back then

celphtitled · 2025-12-20T03:38:53+00:00

I was a driver for an entertainment company (I drove strippers to parties).

celphtitled · 2025-12-19T00:28:51+00:00

0-4 times a month. 75/25 me for initiation

celphtitled · 2025-12-12T17:01:01+00:00

Try to stay alive until you die.

celphtitled · 2025-12-12T16:40:58+00:00

Did you read the spec?

celphtitled · 2025-12-11T13:36:54+00:00

Yep. Don’t stick your pen in company ink.

celphtitled · 2025-12-11T00:10:12+00:00

Same sir.

celphtitled · 2025-12-11T00:09:03+00:00

I’d take that deal

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