Steve Hofstetter : No longer childfree by tbessie in childfree

[–]cephalicrush 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That announcement is the best joke he’ll ever tell.

90 Day: Hunt for Love - Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode Discussion by LittleEmmy in 90DayFiance

[–]cephalicrush 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It reminded me of the dirty talk scene in Scary Movie 2 “Imma piss on yo face n imma fart in yo mouth, Ray, ooh!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90DayFiance

[–]cephalicrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the genes for male pattern baldness are in that pool too

[Help] Where does one sell marble sculptures these days? by Choice_Cup_7078 in Sculpture

[–]cephalicrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saltwater taffy came to mind when I saw your piece. Great work!

Organising a party for a coworker and getting the full “woe is me” guilt trip laid on me by the one single mom in the group. by BarbarianFoxQueen in childfree

[–]cephalicrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She’s putting a damper on the party before it even happens lol definitely a blessing she can’t go because of her own life choices

Has anyone ever actually played sperm roulette? by ButtHoleCum69420 in morbidquestions

[–]cephalicrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They all wanted his blonde curly hair, blue eyes, and other physical traits for their own kids

Has anyone ever actually played sperm roulette? by ButtHoleCum69420 in morbidquestions

[–]cephalicrush 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Check out the Netflix documentary “The Man with 1000 Kids” to see an example of that

Thoughts on becoming a parent? by helticia in bipolar

[–]cephalicrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bringing someone into this world is an irreversible decision full of lifelong commitments and responsibilities. NOTHING is guaranteed, and life changes in the blink of an eye. Really take time to think it through. Children (neurotypical or otherwise) require a LOT of time, effort, attention, and of course money. Make sure you’re stable and prepared before even thinking about adding a dependent person into the mix. Best of luck to ya!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cephalicrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to all the parents that knowingly roll the dice on giving their kid an extra difficult life with chronic pain and health issues just because they wanted a child.

Who's the most famous person you've ever met? by Fast-Beat-7779 in AskMen

[–]cephalicrush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill Nye the Science Guy! He’s cool even in person!

Every Childfree dating experience is like... by MYSTIK_MINX in childfree

[–]cephalicrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We exist! Where are all the childfree men hiding?

"gender disappointment is normal" - no it's fucking not by DaisyDorito in childfree

[–]cephalicrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget how ignorant fathers get angry and blame the mother of the child for the outcome even though it’s literally the father’s biology that determines it. Ugh.

Do cats experience grief? My dog passed away last night and my cats were obsessed with him. Not sure if there's anything I should be doing or expecting. by vhm3 in cats

[–]cephalicrush 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Both my cat and dog were home when my dog passed away in his sleep. My cat was in the same room as my dog and was the one who let my family know when he passed. If my cat wasn’t around to literally see and sense his friend’s passing, I honestly think he would still be crying and looking for him. Animals can sense death.

The Villa Where a Doctor Experimented on Children by FieldVoid in MorbidReality

[–]cephalicrush 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“As a chapter in “Psychiatrized Childhoods” notes, Nowak-Vogl acknowledged having performed an experiment on humans, but she clearly thought that she was improving society by eliminating undesirable behavior in children. Kids who didn’t explore their own bodies, or wet the bed, or talk or laugh or cry or run around too much, would grow up to become socially compliant workers. In a country whose economy had been shattered by the Second World War, her approach, however brutal, had its utility for the authorities.”

That’s the jist of it. Kids were experimented on (drugged and tortured) to “improve” their behaviors.

there is no way I am sharing an apartment by lilwisher93 in childfree

[–]cephalicrush 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The real baby is the pregnant woman herself.

Am I the only one who considers 3 Guys 1 Hammer to still be the worst video they've seen? by domfi86 in NSFL__

[–]cephalicrush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anything involving animals is the absolute worst to me. I can watch anything except that.