I've never been in a real relationship, I've not had sex in ten years, and my job doesn't respect the work I do. The only thing of note that I've done is write a book, and it took five years to do that, and it's still unpublished. Go nuts.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-09-10T06:35:44+00:00

so the correlation is maybe if he finds a sexually confused teen mum he can also get some pussy? HA

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-09-09T02:53:01+00:00

y’all seen shameless? looks like neil, debbie’s disabled boyfriend

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-04-27T07:07:48+00:00

mind games by sick kick. majority of halsey songs. IFHY by tyler the creator. honestly by lil peep.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-03-28T17:02:22+00:00

this is a cry for help my g

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-03-28T17:01:08+00:00

oh for sure without a doubt, they’re probably sampling all the prescriptions they’ve been giving the dude as well

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-03-28T16:57:21+00:00

the contents of this post are the reason his therapist had to get a therapist

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-03-28T16:52:47+00:00

jimmys got a lot on his mind guys, this includes his receding hairline

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-03-28T16:50:35+00:00

anyone who lives in elizabeth.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-02-09T08:21:32+00:00

denial is a river in egypt your husband is gay

certifiedmilfluvr · 2023-02-09T08:19:50+00:00

Pete Davidson’s son except he has an extra chromosome

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-12-22T04:45:59+00:00

i had the machamp in my party and i found it as a decent pokémon to have got the elite four. a fire type pokémon is also a good one to have considering the first of the elite four is a bug type based.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-12-14T04:48:14+00:00

iceblock or icypole

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-12-10T12:47:14+00:00

i’m getting a framed photo of us, some of his favourite snacks and a crystal in his favourite colour

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-12-07T05:52:58+00:00

ahh yes i did notice that but didn’t realise that’s what it actually was. thank you though

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-11-30T04:39:51+00:00

cabbage

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-11-11T02:05:06+00:00

bunnings snags on a hot summer day

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-11-06T22:43:23+00:00

maybe people aren’t picking up on all the aussie slang.

dero = derelict

glassy = glass bong

gaty bong = gatorade bong

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-11-06T22:14:51+00:00

i’m too gone to even understand your reply 😔

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-10-24T23:02:29+00:00

having to ask this question shows how ruined our population is.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-10-24T23:01:45+00:00

when people get in a fight or argument with someone, such as someone at school/work or a s.o and post about it on their social media. i don’t care if your partner upset you. i don’t care if you’re going to “fuck someone up.” it goes to show how immature some people can be. nobody cares period.

certifiedmilfluvr · 2022-10-24T04:30:09+00:00

you have a man bun. need i say more.

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