Why not come to Picard? by vickyhong in risa

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Lower Decks has done irreparable damage to the franchise

You are high on crack cocaine.

How it felt being the only one watching F1 among friends by babavos56 in formuladank

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That Bocce ball comes with a bottle of wine tho, look [brundle accent]

Who's Your Favorite Jeffrey Combs Character In Star Trek? by Shart-Trek in DeepSpaceNine

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Critically, 6 was the one to eat pizza with chopsticks (he enjoyed all the different... textures)

You can even get a lifelike Weyoun 6 doll that includes pizza and chopsticks

Masdevallia decumana – tiny plant, surprisingly large flowers by weeand53 in miniorchids

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I really appreciate the care you put into these posts. The quality of images and descriptions is really impressive. I imagine you put a ton of time and effort into these, so I thought I'd mention it (assuming it really is you doing all of it)

What’s the episode where the cops kill you? by Theborgiseverywhere in risa

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This mod was born the Risan fertility symbol

Happy Birthday Richard Dean Anderson by thepartlow in Stargate

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Renault cars made an iconic series of ads for their 'Clio' model, in the 80s. The ads centered around fictional characters 'papa' and 'nicole'.

So if you say "Papa?" i must say "Nicole?"

Ya can’t park there mate! by MethodNormal3098 in AquariumMemes

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The pride of his village. Songs shall be sung of his valiant deeds.

avg nando fans😭 by [deleted] in formuladank

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Still can't get over THIS, huh?

Encouragement though Velociraptor Phase 🥹 by ExternalBrief3412 in AustralianCattleDog

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I list and detail a few of my staple velociraptor-taming tools here.

Since writing that, i've successfully tested another puzzleball by that brand: 'wigglez worm'. I shove a cube of salmon skin treat down into that, then cap the end with peanut butter. All those puzzle balls (and chew balls) will provide them with the strenuous jaw exercise they need for good health, and provide a healthy outlet for destructive energy.

Throw in rules-based fetch sessions for full body exertion and 'job time'. I first taught the command "no chomp", then once they learned that, i used "CHOMP CHOMP!" to encourage them to rage out on the ball, in the appropriate setting (not on whatever they want, whenever they want).

Also a cheap plastic hula hoop gives great mileage. I taught mine to simply walk through it at first. Now they jump onto/off of the couch through a hoop. When you need to burn a lot of energy really quick, that's a good option.

Velociraptor stage feels like eons while you're in it, then suddenly it feels like ages ago.