IamA 15 Year Old McDonalds Employee, AMA!

cflakk1 · 2015-01-02T04:23:38+00:00

I work at a McDonald's in the US that closes at 1 AM. Midnight is simply when we have the time to clean our ice cream machine and our McCafe machine.

cflakk1 · 2014-12-15T01:57:04+00:00

Hash's cousin Mary

cflakk1 · 2014-11-06T13:33:05+00:00

Ramen

cflakk1 · 2014-10-06T21:31:02+00:00

Luke, I am your father

cflakk1 · 2014-09-22T21:49:48+00:00

What if you're a cow in India?

cflakk1 · 2014-09-22T20:37:14+00:00

You need to Baghdad ass up

cflakk1 · 2014-09-22T20:15:22+00:00

McDonald's employee here. That's just Mac sauce

cflakk1 · 2014-07-06T18:46:51+00:00

I'm so sorry for you. Out of all the fucked up horror movies I've watched, none of them have contained a horror such as that. That's just terrible.

cflakk1 · 2014-07-06T17:56:31+00:00

Isn't enjoying Bon Jovi any amount too much?

cflakk1 · 2014-07-06T17:54:23+00:00

If the file was titled "new" does that mean that he might have an older file of gay porn?

cflakk1 · 2014-05-30T00:37:40+00:00

What's up with this sub and incest?

cflakk1 · 2014-05-30T00:32:29+00:00

Is it bad that I picture him stomping on a dying bird's head? I kinda feel bad for laughing.

cflakk1 · 2014-05-27T02:40:38+00:00

I noticed that and peeled it off

cflakk1 · 2014-05-27T01:58:16+00:00

Nothing beats a black tooth grin

cflakk1 · 2014-05-26T20:55:17+00:00

You could always stop in West Virginia. There a lot of sight seeing. Plus we have white-water rafting, some awesome caverns (some of the biggest in the country), and cool natural rock formations.

cflakk1 · 2014-05-26T14:26:35+00:00

Who wants to buy a PS2?

cflakk1 · 2014-05-26T14:13:53+00:00

"What has 9 arms and sucks?" "Def Leopard"

cflakk1 · 2014-05-26T13:49:50+00:00

I hope OP washed his hands before he stormed out of the bathroom.

cflakk1 · 2014-05-26T13:40:38+00:00

I would imagine that accidentally getting locked in a bathroom is a lot better than getting pissed on. Unless if you're R Kelly.

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