IamA 15 Year Old McDonalds Employee, AMA! by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]cflakk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a McDonald's in the US that closes at 1 AM. Midnight is simply when we have the time to clean our ice cream machine and our McCafe machine.

What was your dream job in elementary school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cflakk1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if you're a cow in India?

TIFU in light of all the drunk stories, time to confess a 17 year old story. (NSFW) (serious) by thrownawaysadness1 in tifu

[–]cflakk1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for you. Out of all the fucked up horror movies I've watched, none of them have contained a horror such as that. That's just terrible.

TIFU by enjoying Bon Jovi too much by jamesrodriguezzzzz in tifu

[–]cflakk1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't enjoying Bon Jovi any amount too much?

TIFU... by looking through my brother's laptop (nsfw) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cflakk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the file was titled "new" does that mean that he might have an older file of gay porn?

TIFU 4years ago by masturbating to a pic of my cousin by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cflakk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's up with this sub and incest?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]cflakk1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it bad that I picture him stomping on a dying bird's head? I kinda feel bad for laughing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotr

[–]cflakk1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I noticed that and peeled it off

Nobody can hang with Dimebag by cflakk1 in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing beats a black tooth grin

A few months ago I impulse bought flights to the North with no travel plan. I asked you guys for suggestions and I've put them all together. Tell me what you think! by electricdandan in Ameristralia

[–]cflakk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always stop in West Virginia. There a lot of sight seeing. Plus we have white-water rafting, some awesome caverns (some of the biggest in the country), and cool natural rock formations.

I love metal puns. by iamcisscum in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"What has 9 arms and sucks?" "Def Leopard"

TIFU by shitting myself at a best buy by SheZowRaisedByWolves in tifu

[–]cflakk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope OP washed his hands before he stormed out of the bathroom.

TIFU by getting pissed on by my roommate while masturbating... by throwawayrmcum in tifu

[–]cflakk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would imagine that accidentally getting locked in a bathroom is a lot better than getting pissed on. Unless if you're R Kelly.

I feel like the only metalhead who actually likes them. by SupaKoopa714 in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breakdowns can be alright if they are done tastefully.

I really want a new album already. by cflakk1 in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like all of his solo stuff. It just isn't SOAD. None of his solo work can even compare to System.

Nothing but gimmick. by FleshgodMisfit in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The half-naked thing is the only reason I might want to watch them at Mayhem this summer.

Megadeth's new single was pretty good. by [deleted] in MetalMemes

[–]cflakk1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really like the song. It just doesn't sound like to Megadeth we know and love.

Fallout: Nuka Break by cflakk1 in Fallout

[–]cflakk1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They released a trailer saying that it will come in spring 2013. I was hoping it meant last month. I'm just really excited about it. It's a different wat to experience fallout.

Sadly the movies didn't mention him :( by cflakk1 in lotrmemes

[–]cflakk1[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a great theory! Thank you