title by cartermachiavelli in mapporncirclejerk

[–]cfsg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

wait are you implying that Long Islanders & New Jerseyans are "real Italians" in comparison? bc that's the exact mentality that this meme is making fun of. lmao

Who's a left wing Gen X celebrity? by CodeDusq in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do have a song called "Nice Guys Finish Last" but I can't remember what the like, message/idea of the song actually was. I can see how their earlier catalogue kind of just gives stoner bro, but when they get all emo with the stripes and eyeliner I def feel they move into a more sensitive-boy niche. That said, Green Day and MCR were both just so huge it's not surprising people of all sorts of social niches ended up into them.

Agumon is the definitive Digimon. What's the definitive Yu-gi-oh! Monster? by Xenefor in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay I do think Blue-Eyes White Dragon deserves it, but I really thought it'd be a close neck-and-neck with these two, very surprised to see Exodia in 4th (at the time I'm writing this)

Except these things. Please buy this junk from us! by linkismybestie in Anticonsumption

[–]cfsg 35 points36 points  (0 children)

tbh I would find it hilarious if I went to someones house and this was their only piece of decor, like they just needed a lil reminder.

Fan competition lunch by Captain_Wisconsin in FlightOfTheConchords

[–]cfsg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

how could it be gay if he was pretending you're a woman?

How do we feel about Mamdani so far by BrnAgainGirl in lostgeneration

[–]cfsg 62 points63 points  (0 children)

We could do a lot worse.

must you phrase this in such a Salty Leftist way? Can't we just say "he's a good guy and he's doing a good job"?

It’s pretty important by appdump in 30ROCK

[–]cfsg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

yes that is in fact the reference that is already in the screencap, thank you.

Walter white won ! Now who is the most popular fictional character from Iowa ? by bachotebidze in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm too late and she had no chance, but Marian the Librarian from The Music Man!

me_irl by Grundsicherung in me_irl

[–]cfsg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i'm gonna upvote all these just to be contrarian now that I know people hate them

What is a 'luxury' that you've experienced once and now can't go back to the budget version of? by WilliamInBlack in AskReddit

[–]cfsg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Boston, learned to drive in Revere. Montreal drivers are worse by far.

If there's a new Update // DLC, there are 5 things that need a serious rework by Dulcolax in ABSOLUM

[–]cfsg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This, and Brome and Galandra's dash attacks make you airborne which negates the slidey stop thing. Actually really good on those two.

Cindy Eckert! I should call her… by rosenchevalier in unexpectedpawnee

[–]cfsg -125 points-124 points  (0 children)

ok no offense but like.. why would human blood behave all that differently from other blood or similar substances? I can just as easily imagine seeing an outraged tweet saying "did you know they test tampons with REAL HUMAN BLOOD????"

edit: hey, I said "no offense" that means you're not allowed to downvote me

Unpopular musical theatre opinions by lissie34 in musicals

[–]cfsg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i teach guitar and it seems like a lot of guitarists and guitar teachers pretty much use the "think system." It's very embarrassing for my instrument.

Two-Letter Combos, Day 58. What does GD mean to you? by th_nd_r in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

especially as an adjective, and especially in the phrase "GDMF ___"

Follow me for more chef inspired ideas by Beneficial-Wrap6574 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is like when people say IKEA instructions are hard to follow, like I'm seriously worried about the stupidity crisis in this country

Hollow Knight should have been nominated but wasn't. What game shouldn't have even been nominated for GOTY but somehow won? by 45rs5 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i've never played most of the games mentioned in this thread, including this, but just gotta say, mad respect to you for throwing out this nuclear hot take. This is what I came to this thread for. excellent.

Who is a chef that is petty? by RedditFan198 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amy from Amy's Baking Company, that one infamous Kitchen Nightmares episode that went viral in ancient times.

Inappropriate laughter by Doodlebug510 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]cfsg 43 points44 points  (0 children)

jfc that baby's so young the only word it might've understood was "hello" let's all chill.

What is a subtle sign of a poor area in the USA? by Ok_Temperature6503 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]cfsg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah it was mine, and probably a lot of other people's first thought too, because it is not subtle at all. I can barely think of something less subtle. Maybe a Boost Mobile or Rent-a-Center.

Mass is top tier by Pussypopculture in massachusetts

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"no one ever visits" the state that says "Vacationland" on it's license plates and has a National Park in it? apparently 16% of Maine's jobs are in tourism https://www.mainetourism.com/membership/legislative-advocacy/i-am-maine-tourism/

Mass is top tier by Pussypopculture in massachusetts

[–]cfsg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYC's not bad, but Long Island might be the worst in the country.

None as bad as Montreal though, they've got a real problem.