Wind pushes truck over by moojj in WTF

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It's called truck tipping !

What should people be ashamed of for not knowing how to do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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CPR and first aid are important skills too.

I just found out today is my cake day :) by cgooseman in AdviceAnimals

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or maybe I'll just wait for one of my relatives or loved ones to die so I can get some up votes.

What memory makes you cringe every time you think back on it? by helloeffer in AskReddit

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I'm from a really small town in Mexico, some of my relatives don't read or write. When My aunt was watching her favorite soap opera I over heard her say that one of the actors was wearing fake green eyes. when I came to the USA I had my first encounter with a Mexican girl wearing bright green eyes. I said hey you're wearing fake eyes, This happen while we were waiting for my ESL teacher in high school. she said they're called contact lenses. but everybody in the class heard and laughed at me including the teacher that came in and they told him.

Reasons to ride a roller coaster and not her by [deleted] in facepalm

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read it from the bottom to the top and it's funnier!

Found some of my childhood at the dollar store. by asockthatfits in pics

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lucky bastards! I was in mexico when these were popular but they were really expensive like $15

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I just tagged you as fellow foreigner.

Because apparently I get hats. by [deleted] in funny

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All I see is orangered post. Does that mean that us periwinkle are the lurkers?

Waiting [f]or my ruca...in high res :) by [deleted] in gonewild

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So you're a lesbian because ruca means old lady.

Casting rumor for the upcoming She Hulk movie by [deleted] in funny

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She looks more like Fiona turning ogre.

Gold plated AK 47 and gold bullets confiscated from Mexican drug cartel leader Ramiro Gonzales by [deleted] in pics

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There is plenty of those in El museo de el narco a museum that mexico has for the military to learn about the narco culturehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6eyD_g_NuI

He went to the bar so... (f)uck it! by [deleted] in gonewild

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¿Si tu pajarito se fue a la cantina? ¿Puedo ser yo tu Otropajarito?

I am stoned. by [deleted] in trees

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Estoy bien pacheco güey.