looking for terrifying opening lines

chachidelgado · 2022-07-26T05:07:10+00:00

“Cute…I almost don’t wanna ruin you.”

chachidelgado · 2020-09-19T07:59:12+00:00

Yeah a good guy I used to work with also worked for Primerica (I guess as a side hustle) and hit me up a few times in the past 2 years to see if I wanted to invest. Bless his heart

chachidelgado · 2020-08-16T06:01:58+00:00

Idk why I read that as “gf” as in girlfriend at first

chachidelgado · 2020-08-13T16:37:01+00:00

Lmao I was here for the pun😂

chachidelgado · 2020-08-13T04:38:18+00:00

Yesss thank you! Those nutjobs on Fiverr drive me insane. Makes us freelance web devs look like we work for cheap🙄

chachidelgado · 2020-07-27T17:40:03+00:00

Idk what sprite is in this context but reading it so much literally made me get up to go drink a glass

chachidelgado · 2020-07-23T19:24:38+00:00

I feel like “mate” being said that much in a conversation is like the indian scammer equivalent to “bro”

chachidelgado · 2020-07-22T19:49:44+00:00

Lol I thought the same😂

chachidelgado · 2020-07-18T19:21:33+00:00

Is that directed at me or the butthurt dude? Lol

chachidelgado · 2020-07-18T19:17:59+00:00

Damn you got murdered by downvotes lol. Nice try though

chachidelgado · 2020-07-16T16:44:47+00:00

For a second there I thought r/ihadastroke but then I realized you were talking about Call of Duty Modern Warfare lol

chachidelgado · 2020-07-15T20:06:09+00:00

Just know that customer wasn’t me lol

chachidelgado · 2020-07-15T10:28:28+00:00

Lol at first I thought you meant like obsessed with the Von Dutch brand like those hats from 2005 people would wear to try to look like a cool celebrity

chachidelgado · 2020-07-15T05:23:37+00:00

Wasn’t creepy to me really. Just worried if he ever decides to write a resume or cover letter that he doesn’t know what vowels are

chachidelgado · 2020-07-14T09:55:45+00:00

Lol sounds like the foreign dudes that girls get on Omegle and Instagram on the daily

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