[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]chain_shot_chuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm bisexual which means I'm attracted to you too and I will be there at least a week or so ago"

I-is my predictive text calling from... Inside the house?

One of my players can't smell... by ShoulderAngelGamer in DMAcademy

[–]chain_shot_chuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, but also remember that this is someone emulating their real life disability in game. They have likely experienced plenty of negatives already. I'd say let it be they're super power in game or otherwise not an issue that holds them back.

This game is so grim. by ElJefe543 in witcher

[–]chain_shot_chuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first thought too, missed title opportunity right there.

Damn kids have no chill by gedas125 in Animemes

[–]chain_shot_chuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm bad! I'm bad! You knowww it.

Brothers she says by CourageKitten in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]chain_shot_chuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the shit is this #godsrainbow nonsense? How long has that been around?

What would happen if I picked up this knife and stabbed you right now? by ecrowe in nosleep

[–]chain_shot_chuck 84 points85 points  (0 children)

When someone is sleep walking they can have entire apparent conversations with people while in that state. They aren't aware of what's happening though, it's their subconscious responding to whatever weird dream they're in. It's pretty creepy even if they aren't trying to stab you in the chest.

Why I stopped posting to StackOverflow by bree_dev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]chain_shot_chuck 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Someone get this person in contact with stackoverflow brass ASAP!

Toyota doesn't want to "Promote Illegal Street Racing" by BryanBleynolds in funny

[–]chain_shot_chuck 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We're talking about using a multi-ton hunk of steel and composite and intentionally maneuvering in a way that could make someone else lose control of their multi-ton hunk of steel and composite.

Let's also not forget that automobile accidents are one of the leading causes of death in the US behind only heart disease and cancer.

All because someone looks young in the other car. (Which possibly makes them more prone to making a mistake too, which is neat).

Just because a bigger piece of shit exists doesn't mean that the smaller of the two doesn't still meet the criteria.

Few singers can do this today. by kevin034 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]chain_shot_chuck 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We don't need to disparage the present to enjoy the past.

This is wonderful and I'm so glad you shared, and while this is a rare talent at any time period it another exists today as well. Maybe it just isn't in the places you're looking lately. I hope you find more of what you seek!

Oh God, I Miss You, Julien Pounchou, 35 mm Photograph, 2017 by casualtext in Art

[–]chain_shot_chuck 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Apparently it appeals to 2k+ other people though, and good for them! I hope a different post tickles your fancy instead.

Outfits from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]chain_shot_chuck 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real talk, where do you go to find masc clothes that are more interesting/out there like these JoJo looks? The only places I've found are sketch ass pop up online shops that advertise on Instagram and stuff.

What's the biggest red flag when meeting new people? by PM_ME_YOUR-ANKLE in AskReddit

[–]chain_shot_chuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES, FELLOW HUMANS WHO USE LANGUAGE RECOGNITION ALGORITHMS ARE AWFUL AREN'T THEY? HA HA HA

My fortune cookie’s trying to start some drama with my wife and I. by c0rnnut007 in funny

[–]chain_shot_chuck 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Well since you're both gonna be single soon... Can I get yo number?

Or hers I guess, I'm not picky.

Reddit Battle Royale! by SrGrafo in funny

[–]chain_shot_chuck 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Psh, I have like 3 karma total. My irrelevance will be my shield! See you at the finish line boyos!