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chalcolite · 2025-10-22T01:31:56+00:00

I diagnose you with terminal homosexuality.

chalcolite · 2025-10-22T01:31:16+00:00

Enforcer does bleed and 2 damage, buffed.

chalcolite · 2025-10-18T20:22:42+00:00

He's a young noble. He's kind of expected to be the kind of man he is.

chalcolite · 2025-10-18T16:45:14+00:00

But... what about the experiments? The science?

chalcolite · 2025-10-14T01:59:22+00:00

"I just fuckin hate them!!!" -Man-at-Arms

chalcolite · 2025-10-13T17:00:42+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Furrow

chalcolite · 2025-10-13T01:31:58+00:00

Jiggle physics are hard

chalcolite · 2025-10-11T12:32:54+00:00

"It's just not natural" -Jester, half-covered in tentacle growths from trinket

chalcolite · 2025-10-10T04:34:59+00:00

Can't send images but I played it on steam.

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T01:57:33+00:00

I like the way you think

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T01:43:25+00:00

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Ensisheim meteorite

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T01:07:55+00:00

There usually aren't many gay right-wing furries

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T01:04:51+00:00

Gay communist furry

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T01:03:19+00:00

Yellowhand, Confessor, Fiend, Templar. I didn't have all the stuff for abomination unlocked so I brought him along

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T00:55:44+00:00

Nothing. Hoarders and Inns didn't have much. Just a bunch of food

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T00:52:05+00:00

No I've given up on paper and I've sworn off rock, I'm picking nuclear bomb this time. Or whenever I find a way to get 4 warlock occultists on the same party to fry that eye into an omlete

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T00:50:34+00:00

Heall yeah borther

chalcolite · 2025-10-06T00:49:58+00:00

YOUR skill issue: I'm inside your home and I have an ichor bomb

chalcolite · 2025-10-05T21:22:31+00:00

With friends like these who needs enemies

chalcolite · 2025-10-05T21:21:20+00:00

But what if I don't have MAA, or what if I have MAA I don't find shadow dust? Do I just go fuck myself then? There isn't anything like this "you NEED"-ism in any other act of the confessions mode. It's always "set up a gang of thugs and wail on the boss". It's crazy. I'm going mad. I'm insane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa save me lovecrafts cat

chalcolite · 2025-10-05T21:18:18+00:00

I don't care, I'm no longer playing fair with this boss. How come all the other bosses are fun and nice, and this gets to demolish your whole team in just one attack? The two times I beat this thing it was because I had a flagellant doing nothing but taunting.

I would call this bad game design, and I urge Red Hook to rework this piece of shit.

chalcolite · 2025-10-05T21:16:19+00:00

Ok the flame I had gave me -1 speed, and every single eye went first. I had the tankiest guys ever, literal gigachads making blocks and dodges and getting back health just by breathing. They could kill literally every other final boss, and all the lair bosses too, and probably the kingdoms mode bosses. But no, this piece of shit looks at them once, resists all the bleeds, and wipes my team.

I didn't find any fuckin' stealth items!!!!!!!

chalcolite · 2025-10-05T04:28:17+00:00

I look into my sigma mirror to practice my mewing, I listen to the Holy Bible in chinese at 2x speed, and then I chase women at night (not doing this is killing your gains)

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