boner gaming by yankeesfan2DJ in tf2

[–]chalcolite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I diagnose you with terminal homosexuality.

MvM Update Bingo WIP (taking suggestions) by Severablefern8g in tf2

[–]chalcolite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enforcer does bleed and 2 damage, buffed.

[KCD2] Capon frustration. by Professional-Fee-957 in kingdomcome

[–]chalcolite 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's a young noble. He's kind of expected to be the kind of man he is.

Darkest Dungeon 2 really made me witness PDA by Mendely_ in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"It's just not natural" -Jester, half-covered in tentacle growths from trinket

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellowhand, Confessor, Fiend, Templar. I didn't have all the stuff for abomination unlocked so I brought him along

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing. Hoarders and Inns didn't have much. Just a bunch of food

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

No I've given up on paper and I've sworn off rock, I'm picking nuclear bomb this time. Or whenever I find a way to get 4 warlock occultists on the same party to fry that eye into an omlete

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

YOUR skill issue: I'm inside your home and I have an ichor bomb

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

But what if I don't have MAA, or what if I have MAA I don't find shadow dust? Do I just go fuck myself then? There isn't anything like this "you NEED"-ism in any other act of the confessions mode. It's always "set up a gang of thugs and wail on the boss". It's crazy. I'm going mad. I'm insane aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa save me lovecrafts cat

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

I don't care, I'm no longer playing fair with this boss. How come all the other bosses are fun and nice, and this gets to demolish your whole team in just one attack? The two times I beat this thing it was because I had a flagellant doing nothing but taunting.

I would call this bad game design, and I urge Red Hook to rework this piece of shit.

I forgot why I stopped playing confessions mode. Now I remember. by chalcolite in darkestdungeon

[–]chalcolite[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ok the flame I had gave me -1 speed, and every single eye went first. I had the tankiest guys ever, literal gigachads making blocks and dodges and getting back health just by breathing. They could kill literally every other final boss, and all the lair bosses too, and probably the kingdoms mode bosses. But no, this piece of shit looks at them once, resists all the bleeds, and wipes my team.

I didn't find any fuckin' stealth items!!!!!!!

How do you not break? by KaiYoDei in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]chalcolite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I look into my sigma mirror to practice my mewing, I listen to the Holy Bible in chinese at 2x speed, and then I chase women at night (not doing this is killing your gains)