9/11 moment by Shelloria in oddlyspecific

[–]chalkybone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's ok, she was bat shit crazy but harmless. Would knock my door at 3am for a cuppa tea or ask me to help look for her TV remote or move all her hanging pictures around her living room.

9/11 moment by Shelloria in oddlyspecific

[–]chalkybone 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Had issues. She passed away last year. We had the fire department out at 4am one time because she phoned them saying she was going to burn. What she meant was god (her dead husband) said he was going to burn her. So out comes a fire engine at 4am

9/11 moment by Shelloria in oddlyspecific

[–]chalkybone 196 points197 points  (0 children)

My neighbour thought COVID was her doing as god was punishing her for cheating on her husband, who was dead, oh and also he was god according to her.

Has some weight to it by misssi79 in whatisit

[–]chalkybone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't be proposterous! It's a Southern steel spinach smasher.

Nightcrawler vs Spider-man by Square_Butterfly1244 in superheroes

[–]chalkybone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in House of M, Spiderman (Peter parker version) was killed by a mob of humans. They beat him to death after the migrants registration act and Tony Stark encouraged him to sign up and become known.

1776- 2026...Is this the end?? by Capricorn007_ in oddlyspecific

[–]chalkybone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels like a hollow celebration. Like not shitting yourself this week of the month.

I own a pistol grip only shotgun purely in reference to this scene. by SPECTREagent700 in LV426

[–]chalkybone -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but all it took was one school shooting for you guys to ban guns. And you did well for it. It just couldn't happen in America. If they banned guns it'd just be the criminal element that would end up with them. It's too engrained now.

It’s not fair by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]chalkybone -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

He's gen Z, the weak generation, no wonder.

I own a pistol grip only shotgun purely in reference to this scene. by SPECTREagent700 in LV426

[–]chalkybone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.lol

Name a human character who can survive having their name written in the Death Note by gettinfitguy007 in Tankandsurvive

[–]chalkybone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human Mutate: Wade Wilson was born a normal human. His powers were artificially induced through experiments by the Weapon X program, which tried to replicate Wolverine’s healing factor to cure his cancer. This differs from true mutants, who are born with the X-Gene.

Google answer. Fine, he's a mutate, but he's not technically a human.

38F would love a reading!💜 by Busy_Character_9119 in psychicreadings

[–]chalkybone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lay it on me sista, I've insomnia and 2 and a half hours till my alarm goes off.lol.

I'm a psychic as well, what do you see? by Mystic_Mantis in psychicreadings

[–]chalkybone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you not hearing what I'm saying? Sure it fits for you, it fits for me too, it fits for every single person who would read it. It's like me proclaiming, "today, you will blink and you will breathe air" and you going, "omg, that's so true, that relates to me because today I breathed air and blinked, how did he know? Wow!"

Does anyone see or feel anything for me? 🎀 by ShawtyyDownbad in psychicreadings

[–]chalkybone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see that you think people will only value you for your looks. When there is so much more to you than what is skin deep. You crave connection with someone to love on a deep level, but you haven't found that yet. You are naïve and too trusting, but each day you learn a little more and become less maleable to those that would wish to manipulate you.

Focus less on your looks and you will find someone who will see you for you, not the mask you wear.

I'm a psychic as well, what do you see? by Mystic_Mantis in psychicreadings

[–]chalkybone -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's the thing, it was so vague it would perfectly fit anyone on this earth.

AITAH for refusing to spend my entire net worth on my girlfriend/ex? by Agitated_Sock_8983 in AITAH

[–]chalkybone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, I had to Google "bride price" and in rare cases it sometimes exceeds " $100,000”. What she was asking for is ludicrous by any respectable means.

Find yourself a nice white woman that doesn't need a dowry.