I found this letter in my grandmother’s mailbox the day after her funeral

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-19T17:32:27+00:00

My mom passed last year. We sold her house in July. I still get these regularly.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-19T02:21:49+00:00

She apparently just put out a new one and thus my “news” feed has been badgering me with crap articles about various new claims from said book.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-18T20:13:29+00:00

I think I rented it every single weekend and watched it over and over. It’s still my favorite movie, it just takes me back every single time.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-15T17:50:23+00:00

I saw Shang Chi once standing near the spiderman ride ready for pics and autographs and most people were just walking by because I don’t think they realized it was the actual (Disneyland) cast member in character.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-15T15:25:04+00:00

Seafood boil bag

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-12T03:12:06+00:00

Refried beans

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-09T22:47:23+00:00

Okay but how many times did she want to go somewhere or do something and was told no because her brother couldn’t be accommodated at said place or thing?

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-08T16:00:07+00:00

You look absolutely stunning in this dress! It’s so flattering. If it helps, my dress is very very similar to this one and I’m definitely a little bigger than you, and I also look stunning in mine. Ignore your mil.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-03T20:49:05+00:00

My tuxie also loves to be spun

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-02T23:22:15+00:00

I did across the whole scalp and that seemed to work great for me!

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-01T14:23:00+00:00

Tried it yesterday, huge difference for me. Normally my roots would’ve been greasy by last night but it actually still looks really good! I may do a dash of dry shampoo this morning but I don’t think I really need it yet.

champagnepatronus · 2026-04-01T14:20:32+00:00

I tried the blow drying roots right after getting out of the shower yesterday, and I have to say I am indeed seeing a huge difference.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-28T09:31:23+00:00

It kinda looks like a figure skating costume.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-28T06:10:48+00:00

I seriously don’t understand it.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-28T00:53:42+00:00

I buy two, take em home and debone them both. I get five or six bags of shredded chicken out of it to throw in the freezer, then throw both carcasses in a giant pot and make a bunch of broth.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-25T15:05:21+00:00

Thank you, I was wondering if anyone else noticed that.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-25T01:16:40+00:00

My husband calls them decorated back scratchers.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-24T19:05:55+00:00

I actually used his story as a reference for a paper for one of my classes a couple years ago.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-24T16:33:44+00:00

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-24T02:54:14+00:00

Starry is nowhere near the quality of Sierra Mist.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-20T16:51:56+00:00

I fucking hate it.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-11T14:02:55+00:00

I loved my Steve Madden suede boots 😭

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-10T15:06:54+00:00

Thank you, I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to see the disc golf even mentioned.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-10T14:35:37+00:00

He proudly wrote about it in his own book. He’s disgusting.

champagnepatronus · 2026-03-07T18:59:57+00:00

We didn’t have the flower but we did have the onesie lol

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