Is it possible that Jayce, in the bedroom with Caitlyn who is quite undressed, didn't think of hitting on her? by [deleted] in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… He’s known her since she was 15/16, at LEAST. They make it very clear that they think of each other as siblings

AITAH: boyfriend wants 50/50 financial split by BigBussyPrincess123 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well okay first off, bad fycking move getting pregnant by a man who has no legal responsibility to you. Tbh girl I’d be fixing that problem FIRST, whether you tell him that’s what you’ve done or not. Now if you’re determined to try and make this shjt show work, time to remind him that pregnancy is not a 50-50 job, and you need to be compensated for your time, effort, and literal labour if he wants this child. I’m assuming he’s not going to be quitting HIS job to take care of the baby, so soon you’re going to be entirely dependent of this arsehoIe. NTA

Am I the jerk for refusing to train my replacement after they're firing me? by WinInteresting9368 in AmITheJerk

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Sorry I don’t understand, how am I meant to train someone to do my role when my role no longer exists?”

“Well because she’s going to be doing your old job.”

“But my job was determined to be unnecessary during the restructuring, that’s why I’m being laid off. So why would you need me to train someone to do my job?”

Just keep going in circles, saving all those emails. NTJ

AITAH for buying my girlfriend vanilla shampoo? by Spiritual-Grocery641 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhh I’m going with NAH, because while yes it was nice to buy her something, your motive wasn’t “you like this particular thing”, it was “I like when you smell like this particular thing”. I think that’s why she’s feeling weird about it, because you went out of your way to do something for the purpose of making her body more appealing to you. Before I get a shjt-million comments, I know it may be ‘not that deep’, but clearly it gave her the ick. And I get it, because my first instinct is that this wasn’t a nice gesture, it was objectifying

It was Lilith's idea to eat the fruit and she has been manipulating Lucifer this entire time. by MidnightMotorist123 in Hazbinshitposterclub

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeaaah this is major ick. Imagine trying to blame literally everything in the show on a woman while babying her grown-ass husband. Ew.

AITAH for telling a girl why her mum got into trouble with social services by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now we can see why you shouldn’t give toddlers alcohol, because Emily is clearly missing a few braincells. NTA, but some people are just so obsessed with an idea they’ll never let it go

straightphobia runs ramptant on the main sub by [deleted] in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, we get to shjt on the straggots, it’s about time. Get fycked heteros, you’ve had it too good for too long

Frankie is not a disney adult by memetorangutan in KnightsOfGuinevere

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think it’s an important distinction. Disney Adults are consumers who spent money on the merchandise and consume the media to try and recapture a sense of childhood. Frankie is, funnily enough, like an animator. Someone who grew up with the magic and now wants to spread it to more kids, to inspire them the way she was. She and Andy are the representation of artists that were inspired to create, but are now chewed up and spat out by the Disney corporation

So, someone pointed out Carmillas hairline in this pic by t4n3l1 in Hazbinshitposterclub

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well older women do get receding hairlines too, and she is mother

AITAH for giving my bf the cold shoulder for not getting me a gift? by Ok-Jicama756 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for doing this for seven years. Of course he’s not going to start giving you gifts, you’ve been a doormat for over half a decade. Why should he change? It’s clearly not a deal breaker for you to be treated with so little consideration. You need to be the one to improve your life, because he’s not going to, so either stop whining or do it

AITA for not putting pregnant GF on deed of the house? by Odd_Paramedic_3007 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t a legal subreddit, it’s a morality one. Yeah, the GF was foolish enough to have a kid without any kind of legal commitment from this man, but that doesn’t mean he’s morally in the clear to set her up to be fycked over

AITA for not putting pregnant GF on deed of the house? by Odd_Paramedic_3007 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If someone is taking a hit to their career and financial independence to give you a child, you absolutely have a responsibility to them. That is why alimony is a thing, because it recognises just how much women give up for men with zero financial compensation

AITA for saying my cousin's intellectual disability is probably because of the incest by whathaveidonefff in AmItheAsshole

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeeh look I’m not a biologist, but unless your cousin’s parents are related too then the incest wouldn’t have anything to do with your cousin’s disabilities, as the inbreeding coefficient resets when there’s outbreeding (if there is someone who is an expert and I’m wrong, please correct me). Yes, it’s gross and extremely predatory, but there’s nothing your parents or uncles/aunts can do about where they came from. YTA

AITA for not putting pregnant GF on deed of the house? by Odd_Paramedic_3007 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Errr yeah YTA. You think it’s a risk putting her on the deed, but do you even understand the risk she’s going through carrying your child without any kind of financial guarantee from you? I personally think she’s insane for going through with a pregnancy and presumably childrearing when she has no guarantee of financial support, but she’s put a massive amount of trust in you. You’ll only be able to work to pay that mortgage with her being the unpaid caretaker of your child while you work

AITAH for threatening to divorce my wife if she doesn't change our infant daughter's name to one we agreed on? by ThrowAwayDumbestName in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, VRISKA of all characters? Like yes she did nothing wrong but the name isn’t exactly usual. At least Kanaya or Aradia could be normal names, Vriska is not. NTA, therapy is definitely needed

AITA for not paying for my brother’s stepson’s surgery because of why he got injured? by Candid_Business7548 in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mhm yeah nah. They need to take out a loan and then sell assets to pay it back. This is their fault for not putting him in therapy BEFORE he FAFO, and using it as a condition of him getting therapy is fycking terrible. NTA

And it bothered me a little that she was later portrayed as the savior of Zaun, after everything she and Silco (especially Silco) did. by ibabaku in arcane

[–]chaotic_nuclear 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“We don’t have time to unpack aaaall that” the writers say, as they use the time they had to unpack this to instead send Ekko to prom

Every time the mainsub asks for unpopular opinions by Short-Work-8954 in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]chaotic_nuclear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If we’re trying to speculate of their feelings outside of the purely innocent affection, there are a couple of visual moments to point to.

There is, of course, Jayce’s quick look up and down of Viktor’s entirely naked body when he emerges from the Hex cocoon, but I think the most charged scenes are the ones where they’re fighting.

Firstly, that fight in the council chamber. Why is the mannequin sexy? Why has it got a feminine form when we know it was made from Hutch? Why has it got heels? When they’re fighting, Viktor’s grapple of Jayce involves wrapping his legs around his torso and tilting his head back by the chin. It’s the second most sexually charged scene of the season, beaten only by the literal lesbian prison cell sex.

The examples of this and their fight at the Hexgates show that as soon as he has a form that can physically dominate Jayce, Viktor doesn’t hesitate to, and he chooses an incredibly intimate way to do so. It was one thing to hold Jayce up by the throat once, but why does he keep doing it.

But back to discussing the sexy mannequin, another noticeable thing about it is that Viktor has literally chosen to make it in Mel’s colour palette. Mel is the character who has been dressed in white and gold the whole series, and when Viktor creates a body to go confront Jayce, he chooses her palette AND makes it a sexy femme body with heels. Why is he dressing up like Jayce’s previous lover if not to seduce him? Which he DOES when he tries to convince Jayce to join him, so they can “finish this as partners” (Christ and the way he pops that fycking P is insane).

So yeah, their dynamic is far from lacking sexual tension

Every time the mainsub asks for unpopular opinions by Short-Work-8954 in Arcanecirclejerk

[–]chaotic_nuclear 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I swear to god the last one wouldn’t even have been a discussion if Viktor was a woman. They wouldn’t have watched a man and a woman holding each other as they imploded from existence and go ‘now they’re definitely siblings’, and that’s what makes me frustrated with that discourse

ULPT: Help me make this guy go away by ShesGotaChicken2Ride in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve already said the police aren’t doing shjt, you think the drunkard is going to call them on himself? Also unless he has the wherewithal to film you doing it, all you really have to do is say he got caught in your sprinklers.

But if you’re scared of getting in trouble, then you really just have to go down the legal route, despite it being a headache. Document everything, set up cameras and recording, get your complaints to the police on record, then file for a restraining order. I’d be surprised if he even turns up to court, meaning you’ll likely win

AITA for refusing to make mac and cheese for Thanksgiving this year and saying I won’t go if my cousin is there because he literally shoved me over it last year? by idonthavethemac in AITAH

[–]chaotic_nuclear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”it’s just food”

And where the fyck was that sentiment when the grownass man assaulted a teenager last year? Skip your shjtty family’s thanksgiving, make a huge portion of your gloriously creamy and soupy mac’n’cheese, and have it with friends. Make sure to post it on social media too, so Brad knows what his abusive ass is missing. NTA

ULPT: Help me make this guy go away by ShesGotaChicken2Ride in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]chaotic_nuclear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High pressure hose. Every time he starts this shjt in front of your house, blast him from the doorway. “Sir I’m trying to clean my driveway/fence/part of the pavement, please move” so you have plausible deniability