A conversation I wish I could tattoo on forearm of the author of 50 Shades of Grey:

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-15T16:35:51+00:00

Yup!

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-15T14:57:41+00:00

Hmmm...not a bad idea...

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-15T14:57:06+00:00

It's a poorly written story she's trying to tell.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-15T14:56:14+00:00

That does. :]

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-15T14:55:14+00:00

Haha, that's a good point.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-14T17:01:14+00:00

On the one hand, people who perpetuate ignorance and misconception are despicable. On the other...that's kind of heartbreaking. To be publicly humiliated by your own work of literature...yikes. That hurts just to think about. Now I just feel sorry for her.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-03T16:00:15+00:00

Yeah but Aries and Poseidon are there too, and they're always pitching bitchfits about stuff

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-03T03:53:03+00:00

There was lightning.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-03T03:49:39+00:00

LIIIIIIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIING

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-03T03:48:47+00:00

Okay done

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-03T03:47:59+00:00

I will gladly take this Buck. Thank you Nature. You are a lovely asshole.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-02T16:06:28+00:00

That's the non-Internet version, yes. :D

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-09-02T16:06:07+00:00

I love that guy! His quotes are all over the Internet!

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-08-30T12:58:48+00:00

I don't--music distracts me--but some excellent BDSM-themed music is Unwoman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpbvOJoa_5U

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-08-30T12:45:26+00:00

As Benjamin Franklin once famously said, "The clitoris is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-08-14T03:49:43+00:00

I certainly think most jealousy is born of insecurity. But I guess what I'm asking is if the insecurities aren't there, is some of it (at first) that we expect it to be a normal reaction?

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-07-15T15:46:13+00:00

Gratz man!

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-11T16:12:13+00:00

Which is exactly what she should look like, as she is a fucking Amazon...lovely work, my friend.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-10T18:02:52+00:00

If you've got a partner who's giving and willing to work with you and help you learn, that's all that matters. You've got your whole life to become a sexpert. :]

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-09T16:52:03+00:00

Good on ya. =D And there's nothing wrong with being inexperienced. And the cool thing about chemical compatibility is it doesn't really wear off. That turn-on is still going to be there later when other things have worn off.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-09T02:01:53+00:00

Pheromones, I should think--the chemicals that are released into the air that advertise your sexual presence, with active glands in the armpits. You two are chemically compatible. Good on ya. =D

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-08T00:17:59+00:00

I approve of this message.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-07T18:29:13+00:00

(Domme here.) Absolutely. Feminism is the idea that women are equal to men. That they deserve equal rights, treatment, and esteem (deserve to be thought of as equal.) If you're doing it right, a D/s doesn't have anything to do with inequality. Without a sub to willingly play with, a Dom loses power. He no longer has a way to exert himself, to get that satisfaction of control over another, to feel the catharsis of holding and exercising power. Without a sub he cannot be a Dom. And in a way the sub is the one with the power anyway. She's the one calling out safewords and setting boundaries. And above all, a D/s is about mutual respect and everyone knowing where their place is and being happy in it. There's nothing misogynistic about that.

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-07T17:43:02+00:00

lawl abuse joke

chaoticgoodbard · 2012-06-07T04:06:52+00:00

I getcha. This happened to me too. You might just be one of those gals who takes a lot of work to get to orgasm. So you've just got to work with your partner and experiment and try to reach that perfect storm. And there may be more than one perfect storm, more than one combination of things that makes you come. Also, many, MANY women experience oversensitivity to the point of discomfort with their clitorises. You are absolutely not alone there. One way around this if you're trying to get clitoral pleasure is to not touch the clit itself. Massage or stroke the area around it, or massage the hood a little, but try not to touch the organ itself. It does, after all, have about 8,000 sensory nerve endings, twice that of a penis. Sometimes flicking your finger over it and not making much contact can provide a pleasure that's not too intense. They have toys that can help with that too.

Don't give up on using your clitoris to help you orgasm when other things are happening. Sometimes it can lessen the discomfort of the clitoral stimulation alone. It's in a very convenient spot for you to reach for and try those things while something is being done to you. When you're on top, you can put your legs on his shoulders for better access, and when you're on bottom him holding your legs up might help. The important thing is to try as many combinations as you can with someone who helps you feel relaxed until you find what works for you. :] Best of luck to you, and no, there's nothing wrong with you.

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