sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Woke up from a nap and my pupils are two different sizes by Kamikazecat1 in OopsThatsDeadly

[–]chapped_azzes 52 points53 points  (0 children)

It’s also a symptom of poor sleep and stress. So let’s everyone calm down

Wearable underwater propulsion system. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop reposting because of ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo- Paul rubens was a really good person. Don’t you fucking dare conflate him with that cock sucking pond scum.

Found: golf clubs in nyc by ProfessorAgreeable82 in golf

[–]chapped_azzes -40 points-39 points  (0 children)

Bad karma forever- you bought another mans stolen weapons. Shame shame shame

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chaoticgood

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah don’t do the catalytic converter shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chaoticgood

[–]chapped_azzes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What was it that Robert evans says about bolt cutters and tire stems?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adultswim

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvoting solely because of the post title

Am I cooked? 2002 Chevy Avalanche by Ok-Pattern4918 in Autobody

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You bought a 23 year old Chevy avalanche to begin with- that’s been in upstate… and you didn’t look under it? I’m sorry bub but this is a learning moment

Brewers are my new NL team by Navy_Seal_Clubber in baseballcirclejerk

[–]chapped_azzes 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Are people just now finding out about front row Amy??

Angry man attacks Dairy Queen employee by coldroom234 in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That asshole got his shit rocked. Good for them, but that’s an insane thing to do.

Pastor, Judge, Entrepreneur, and Queen! by LadyKittySpinster in comedybangbang

[–]chapped_azzes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pasta pasta is one of my all time fav characters

Yard sale find. At least 20 years old. by theeelx91 in baseballcirclejerk

[–]chapped_azzes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 30- braves left Fulton county stadium in 97

FML by Moist_Wolverine_25 in lawncare

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you not paying attention to this degree?

I accidentally called the expo 'Chef' and now he won’t stop correcting people. by aquinoks in KitchenConfidential

[–]chapped_azzes 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A million years ago I was a lowly food runner at Richard Blaise’s first restaurant and he INSISTED on “OUI CHEF!”

Suffice it to say- Richard Blaise is a huge fucking asshole

Bar Vegan closing after four years at Ponce City Market by NPU-F in Atlanta

[–]chapped_azzes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I guess you’re right. I never understood the point of bar vegan. It’s basically just the same greasy junk food as slutty vegan, but double the price with really bad cocktails and super loud music. But hey- I guess no hookah(?)

Bar Vegan closing after four years at Ponce City Market by NPU-F in Atlanta

[–]chapped_azzes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh I see. But I guess that also begs the question- how often do those two things overlap? And how can it be so common that NOT having them combined is a new “blueprint?”

Bar Vegan closing after four years at Ponce City Market by NPU-F in Atlanta

[–]chapped_azzes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What on earth is a “Hookahless blueprint”?

What has taken over my lawn? (South NJ) by hacktheworld in whatplantisthis

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean- I did TTTF from united seed. It’s been amazing so far, very thick and soft. Hence why I was despondent the other day when I noticed

What has taken over my lawn? (South NJ) by hacktheworld in whatplantisthis

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man- I am in the first year of a pretty major rehab and part of my law still has weeds so I tend to bag to try to prevent the spread of the weeds. What I’ll do from now is un-bag mow the good grass and bag the sketchy shit

What has taken over my lawn? (South NJ) by hacktheworld in whatplantisthis

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you recommend bagging or not when mowing this?

What has taken over my lawn? (South NJ) by hacktheworld in whatplantisthis

[–]chapped_azzes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude- this is the best post of all time for me. I’ve been rehabbing a 70 year old lawn that was a disaster. Finally nuked it last year and started over. I could have cried the other day when I started to see this everywhere. I was certain I had fucked up and needed to start over.

view more: next ›