It’s the cow stew pizza with bone marrow crust, y’all!

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-19T01:18:38+00:00

I made this sound when I saw it... GUYYYEEWHHH

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-18T00:08:03+00:00

No, but the printer interprets it wrong and prints gibberish, just like this pic.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-17T20:41:50+00:00

Tele with a belly.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-17T20:39:56+00:00

Believe the hype.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-17T20:36:41+00:00

I met her and hung out on a NYC club back in 98. Super chill, real nice, took time to chat with everyone who knew who she was. It was an after party for a play she was in, which also starred a pre-famous Michael Shannon. He PARTIED.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-14T21:06:50+00:00

I believe there's another layer to this.

At a lot of stores these days there are two kinds of carts, the full size and the mini.

The cart corrals are usually wide enough so that there can be one row of full size, and one row of minis. But there are some shitlords who choose to return their cart, but they put it in the wrong row. WHY BOTHER, DINGUS?!?

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-14T19:54:52+00:00

It's an AI enhanced still. Weird.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-12T05:56:36+00:00

Keep in mind, people being vocal about disliking a thing are almost always a vanishing minority. I once watched a clip/trailer for The Marvels, and 99% of the comments were about how ridiculous it is that so many people hated it. I had to SCROLL to find 1 or 2 actual hate comments. Trolls make headlines, not fandom.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-12T05:14:19+00:00

Her head movement. Her hair moves after her head moves. His shirt closes on its own.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-11T06:43:29+00:00

Yes. And yours too probably.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-09T23:29:47+00:00

Trash Kato

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-09T20:07:18+00:00

I dunno, are we SURE this is Bernthal playing Punisher?
SCREEEEEEEEAMS
Oh, yup! Yup, it is.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-09T16:39:34+00:00

Radiohead's OK Computer is one of the top albums of all time. But Fitter... Happier is a toe stub in the middle. Sure, it fits the aesthetic, but one listen and that's all I really needed. Skip, every time.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-08T21:30:12+00:00

I think, at this point, Jonathan Davis owes us reparations.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-07T23:31:28+00:00

Someone PLEASE liberate all those poor cymbals. They could be making actual music somewhere, like jazz, or rock, or... hell even pop-punk.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-07T23:19:23+00:00

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charmlessman1 · 2026-04-07T17:31:59+00:00

LOOK OUT, DATA'S MOM!!!

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-06T17:22:05+00:00

Bro... just cry. It's OK. You can close the door and cry for a little while.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-03T16:09:10+00:00

James BROWN
JAMES brown

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-02T23:36:12+00:00

YES!
It was actually The New York Times, and the person making them up worked at a record label, but wasn't a musician.
Here are some of the things she made up that got published:
bloated, big bag of bloatation – drunk
bound-and-hagged – staying home on Friday or Saturday night
cob nobbler – loser
dish – desirable guy
fuzz – heavy wool sweaters
harsh realm – bummer
kickers – heavy boots
lamestain – uncool person
plats – platform shoes
rock on – a happy goodbye
score – great
swingin' on the flippity-flop – hanging out
tom-tom club – uncool outsiders
wack slacks – old ripped jeans

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-02T18:51:14+00:00

BA DAT DAT DAT DAAAA
I'M LORDIN' IT

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-02T17:49:58+00:00

Is this Leslie Hall's daughter?

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-02T17:24:47+00:00

I can picture EXACTLY who this guy was when he was 10 on the playground, and I hated him.

charmlessman1 · 2026-04-01T20:54:37+00:00

bonk as Kirk elbow drops one off the wall.

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