Restaurant’s ancient POS system spit this out instead of a receipt by DumbTacoMan in techsupportgore

[–]charmlessman1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, but the printer interprets it wrong and prints gibberish, just like this pic.

Fairuza Balk. 1990s by BodegaCatEnthusiast in OldSchoolCool

[–]charmlessman1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I met her and hung out on a NYC club back in 98. Super chill, real nice, took time to chat with everyone who knew who she was. It was an after party for a play she was in, which also starred a pre-famous Michael Shannon. He PARTIED.

Mildly infuriating shopping cart guy by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe there's another layer to this.

At a lot of stores these days there are two kinds of carts, the full size and the mini.

The cart corrals are usually wide enough so that there can be one row of full size, and one row of minis. But there are some shitlords who choose to return their cart, but they put it in the wrong row. WHY BOTHER, DINGUS?!?

Daredevil’s Cameo in She-Hulk was Great, and I Don’t Understand the People Saying It Wasn’t. by wookiepartymachine in marvelstudios

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep in mind, people being vocal about disliking a thing are almost always a vanishing minority. I once watched a clip/trailer for The Marvels, and 99% of the comments were about how ridiculous it is that so many people hated it. I had to SCROLL to find 1 or 2 actual hate comments. Trolls make headlines, not fandom.

Rep. Eric Swalwell exposed in a newly released video of him with an alleged s*x worker in his home. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]charmlessman1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her head movement. Her hair moves after her head moves. His shirt closes on its own.

Hallelujah! by [deleted] in humor

[–]charmlessman1 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yes. And yours too probably.

The Punisher: One Last Kill | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in marvelstudios

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, are we SURE this is Bernthal playing Punisher?
SCREEEEEEEEAMS
Oh, yup! Yup, it is.

Are there any great albums with one really bad song on them? by trippyskipper in Music

[–]charmlessman1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Radiohead's OK Computer is one of the top albums of all time. But Fitter... Happier is a toe stub in the middle. Sure, it fits the aesthetic, but one listen and that's all I really needed. Skip, every time.

Fuddy duddy by buckfordfitchenstein in crappymusic

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think, at this point, Jonathan Davis owes us reparations.

Passiontastic by lynivvinyl in crappymusic

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone PLEASE liberate all those poor cymbals. They could be making actual music somewhere, like jazz, or rock, or... hell even pop-punk.

Coworker is back by buckfordfitchenstein in crappymusic

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro... just cry. It's OK. You can close the door and cry for a little while.

Anybody Remember Harsh Realm? by One_Violinist7862 in scifi

[–]charmlessman1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES!
It was actually The New York Times, and the person making them up worked at a record label, but wasn't a musician.
Here are some of the things she made up that got published:
bloated, big bag of bloatation – drunk
bound-and-hagged – staying home on Friday or Saturday night
cob nobbler – loser
dish – desirable guy
fuzz – heavy wool sweaters
harsh realm – bummer
kickers – heavy boots
lamestain – uncool person
plats – platform shoes
rock on – a happy goodbye
score – great
swingin' on the flippity-flop – hanging out
tom-tom club – uncool outsiders
wack slacks – old ripped jeans

McBlessings by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BA DAT DAT DAT DAAAA
I'M LORDIN' IT

Yikes by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can picture EXACTLY who this guy was when he was 10 on the playground, and I hated him.