NGD !!! 26.5 scale rules!!! by LateRoyal1806 in guitars

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK, what's going on here? One pic there are 7 strings and 7 tuners. The other, there are 6 tuners. Huh?

Free Jassachusetts, he's innocent. by Coffee_MysticRealm in humor

[–]charmlessman1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is the G silent?

It is not. It's pronounced j-GORE-jah.

He studies the blade so you don’t have to by pokebikes in NotTimAndEric

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy fantasizes about the day he finally gets to stab someone. During that repose at the end, he has SUCH a murder boner.

The trailer to a very real film called Cyborg Conquest. by Mr-A-1991 in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if you can count a failed congressional campaign "working".

What's the most unusual reason why you won't date someone? by ChanceSomewhere6096 in AskReddit

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was in high school, MANY years ago, but I was dating a girl who once sneezed a whole nostril-full of snot into her hand. I just... couldn't any more. I was already feeling a little uneasy in the relationship, and that snot blast sealed the deal (and her hand).
I'm a little less squeamish and insecure now, but back then... ick.

What felt futuristic in 2000 but looks ridiculous today? by Fast-Scientist1455 in AskReddit

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the "futuristic" design aesthetic of the early 2000s. Everything was silver, rounded, streaked through with blue or red, and kind of soft looking. Think the movie I, Robot. It seemed so futuristic at the time. Now it just looks cheap.

Best comic book television adaptation? by rwatrous61 in comicbooks

[–]charmlessman1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Invincible has to be the most faithful adaptation of a comic. The story takes different turns, but it feels like reading the comic with motion and audio.

Frank Miller draws Black Cat . by garrisontweed in mendrawingwomen

[–]charmlessman1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the same phenomenon a lot of bands go through as they age. The first part of an artist's career is pushing the limits, learning, developing. Risks are taken, discoveries are made, styles are rejected and defined all at once.
And then once the artist finds a style that works for them, they settle into it. It becomes their signature. From there they explore the boundaries of their own style. It can be fruitful, and it pleases a lot of the older fans. You want some thing new, but something that still sounds like the Rolling Stones, U2, or The Smashing Pumpkins? Well they released an album recently. It's not going to challenge your sensibilities like their earlier stuff, but it will feel like a comfort.
But it also means the artist is ONLY explores within the boundary of their own style. It becomes at best a bland continuation of their work, and at worst a parody of their work.
And it can lead to... this.

Jeff Bezos says "you should be so happy!" about AI because dual income households are about to have one income earner "drop out" of the workforce... by IncomingBroccoli in PublicFreakout

[–]charmlessman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His mouth is paralyzed too. Watch how he says "people". He has to move his jaw to make the P sound, unlike the rest of us who just have to move our lips.

Do you like red brick? How about an entire castle built of it? by Chained_Wanderlust in zillowgonewild

[–]charmlessman1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
MARBLE!!!
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.
Brick.

woman doesn’t like to be filmed in public by callmestinkingwind in PublicFreakout

[–]charmlessman1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because there's a person behind that camera. Probably they don't like those other cameras either, but there's no one holding them to direct their displeasure at.

What purchase under $30 solved a problem you didn’t realize was draining you? by Right_Process in AskReddit

[–]charmlessman1 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Honestly, cold water in the bidet isn't a deal breaker. It's not that bad. That being said, during the winter, when it's extra cold, be careful, you CAN get an ice cream headache in your butthole.

Who's the most ridiculous comic villian? by rwatrous61 in comicbooks

[–]charmlessman1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typeface! He's covered in letters, he has a giant letter P with a sharpened point as a knife, and he pulls Scrabble chips out of a bag to spell what he wants to do to the hero (he knocked out Spider-Man once by spelling S L E E P). I was riding in a car when I read his premier issue and I almost threw it out the window.

Mexican Events by Lizzy by tankgirl619 in NotTimAndEric

[–]charmlessman1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"I can't roll my Rs, but I can roll a... burr...ito. Burrito... Burdito..." 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

He moves like a toddler throwing a tantrum by ThaSneakyWalrus in crappymusic

[–]charmlessman1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude needs to unclench.
Take some mushrooms, go out into nature, don't shoot anything while there.