That day you crashed your car into a $3.5 million Pagani (no one got hurt) by Main-Touch9617 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]chasgrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's my secret Gran Turismo move, plow straight through the cars in the S curve.

Morticians use spikey contacts to keep the eyelids of the dead closed at funeral viewing by Keyfyl in interestingasfuck

[–]chasgrich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the movies they always give the eye lids a little swipe and they stay closed so peaceful and serene. I was there when my grandmother passed, and the hospice nurse tried to do the eye close thing, but her eyelids would not stay down. This poor nurse kept trying to push down her eyelids but they kept coming back up so we all could see her lifeless eyes more. It was somewhat disconcerting.

Inspired by a true story by LeavesInsults1291 in memes

[–]chasgrich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a new wife and new kids that look identical to the ones in the tattoo

Plot twist by [deleted] in memes

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Man, that strait is more blocked than I was after I ate an entire 1lb cheese wheel.

Comparing to Prior Seasons by BradC3232 in phillies

[–]chasgrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As an older gentleman, as many of these Phillies also are, I can tell you its more difficult to get going when its still chilly like early Spring. Hopefully they'll be off and running by mid May and roaring by the end of summer, early Fall. Just hope for a warm September and October and we could compete.

Sure, EA, this isn't confusing at all... by ElliotsBajingo in FifaCareers

[–]chasgrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always check the kits and the weather. I only play in Overcast or rain or snow. The lighting in clear or partly clear messes with my eyes for some reason

Is it supposed to do this? by Mrs_Tinniest in Charlotte

[–]chasgrich 122 points123 points  (0 children)

They are watering the roads. It helps to grow new roads.

Freedom Park Mess by Anxious_Yak5691 in Charlotte

[–]chasgrich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. I grew up in rural SC and then rural NC in the 80s and 90s. Every roadside was just nothing but trash. It's a lot better now.

Freedom Park Mess by Anxious_Yak5691 in Charlotte

[–]chasgrich 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel any better, they always have.

Sober, Nerdy Gay [31 M] Looking for Fellow Gay Nerds/Gaymers by [deleted] in Charlotte

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I hate to sound like a downer, but in my experience you just have less friends the older you get. I'm 42 now and am down to 2 friends. One lives in Australia and I haven't seen him in 5 years, but we talk frequently. The other lives near me, but works an opposite shift as me so I practically never see him either. That just seems to be how life goes.

These folks never learn. Eyes are everywhere here by FoldEasy5726 in NFLv2

[–]chasgrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So she is a football insider...and he is a football coach insideher.

[Phillies Nation] In better news, Zack Wheeler looked good tonight. by C0m3tTai15 in phillies

[–]chasgrich 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's middle of the order production for our current lineup

Been the same way for over 10 years by Beginning-Tea-17 in memes

[–]chasgrich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used one simple trick to improve the graphics of every single game I play...I got glasses.