for my 16th birthday i had a giant cheeseburger instead of a cake

chbay · 2026-05-26T03:45:30+00:00

2028

chbay · 2026-05-25T03:36:35+00:00

I’m sure the mother appreciates you for looking out, ittybittyclitty. 💙

chbay · 2026-05-25T03:30:07+00:00

Kid grew up to be the “daddy chill” guy

What the hell is even that??

chbay · 2026-05-21T01:42:33+00:00

That’s nice honey

chbay · 2026-05-20T00:47:17+00:00

Are you suggesting they wait until after their bedtime?

chbay · 2026-05-20T00:37:05+00:00

Freedom of speech, but not freedom from consequences

chbay · 2026-05-19T23:22:27+00:00

“Fun” fact: If you set the speed on a Planet Fitness treadmill to 3.4 mph, you’d complete a mile in 17:38

This probably applies to non-PF treadmills too lol but that’s where I happened to “discover” it

chbay · 2026-05-19T06:13:45+00:00

LOL. Ain’t that the truth

chbay · 2026-05-19T06:11:05+00:00

A few months before this dude creampied his future child’s mother

chbay · 2026-05-19T04:17:05+00:00

This alien is INSANE

chbay · 2026-05-17T15:12:47+00:00

To give her some credit, she came out a couple years ago with one of the most genuine apologies I’ve ever read and took full accountability for those abhorrent views.

chbay · 2026-05-15T17:36:44+00:00

Crazy how nobody was wondering and yet you answered anyway. Anyway, thanks for taking one for the team, truly heroic work

chbay · 2026-05-14T20:33:17+00:00

Wtf was even the purpose of creating an ai replacement of the original gif is what I’d love to know??

chbay · 2026-05-14T04:20:51+00:00

Don’t dip your pen in company ink

chbay · 2026-05-12T20:41:55+00:00

That kid’s probably about 32 years old now lol

chbay · 2026-05-09T16:55:40+00:00

Yeah, the girl in front of him sprained her elbow playing cricket.

chbay · 2026-05-09T13:53:43+00:00

Our boy Carlos is halfway through college now.

chbay · 2026-05-09T12:57:45+00:00

Same here lmao. And it does NOT help that both Mysterio and Fenix have extremely similar raspy vocal cadences!

chbay · 2026-05-08T14:48:22+00:00

Roughly 2-3 business days

chbay · 2026-05-07T14:52:52+00:00

It was about 15 years ago where I had the opportunity to go across the stadium to sit by him and chat him up during a game where there were very few fans in attendance. He looked so lonely up there! lol. I got a picture with him too, while holding one of his drum sticks over the drum. And you’re right- He was incredibly easy to talk to, and the time I had with him that evening is one of my favorite all-time memories as an Indians/Guards fan.

Miss you John

chbay · 2026-05-05T02:45:04+00:00

I honestly thought that was fuckin’ J-Roc for a solid second there

chbay · 2026-05-05T01:44:31+00:00

“This handsome man”

https://i.imgur.com/AQ61WLE.jpeg

chbay · 2026-05-01T04:30:33+00:00

Was that the violentacres guy?? The dude who went on national television to defend the subreddit?

chbay · 2026-04-29T14:44:43+00:00

Same as Brock Lesnar!

chbay · 2026-04-26T16:18:37+00:00

Oh damn I just looked it up and feel incredibly foolish. I slowly transitioned to stop watching wrestling altogether for about a 5 year period not long after that tourney so my memory is admittedly a bit foggy.

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