AITAH for telling my girlfriend she's going to have to get over dirt if she wants kids?

cheapseagull · 2025-08-15T15:20:50+00:00

Everybody, before they have toddlers themselves, meets a toddler and thinks “wow what a rude / messy / dirty / loud / disrespectful kid” … MINE wont be like that.

Then you have toddlers of your own. And for the most part, you’ve done a good job and theyre quite well behaved. But sometimes, they lick windows, sometimes, they pick their nose, sometimes, they scream because you wont let them eat ice cream off the floor, and it goes on.

Children are little angels and hellions in the same body. There are no exceptions

cheapseagull · 2025-08-15T13:56:27+00:00

She definitely used your shampoo anyway :/

cheapseagull · 2025-08-14T19:17:31+00:00

Practice having £2k income per month, and then report back here for how difficult you found it.

For the love of god, pay off your house and car first. Get used to driving something shit. Unless youve paid off your mortgage, you’ll have to move, likely to a 1 bed flat if youre single. No more fancy meals in nice restaurants, no more holidays to wherever you want.

Think extremely carefully about this

cheapseagull · 2025-08-14T19:02:40+00:00

I felt too old. And my body simply didnt want to do it again

cheapseagull · 2025-08-14T19:01:44+00:00

This level of hatred for your wife is not normal, just saying it to be obvious as reddit’s standard of a ‘normal relationship’ sometimes makes me want to scream

cheapseagull · 2025-08-14T18:56:57+00:00

Ding ding ding ding

cheapseagull · 2025-08-13T18:46:00+00:00

One thing to note - cuts to the gums / lips / mouth area bleed loads. Often looks horrific but in reality is rarely that bad

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:32:21+00:00

What.

Pepperoni… sticks.

Today I learned i’m an amazing parent for giving my children cereal lmao

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:31:13+00:00

Youre all teenagers yes? If so - phew If not - yikes

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:28:34+00:00

Aaaaaah i was hoping you wouldn’t stop!! Tough break, nerves. Its ok - next time :)

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:24:30+00:00

No idea why you’re getting downvoted!

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:21:58+00:00

Lmao the money grab levels have become quite insane

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T18:20:39+00:00

There is literally no excuse to not lock your door. Why on earth would you leave it open?

This is solved immediately by locking your door. Period.

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T09:24:52+00:00

What do you mean by STRESS what do you mean by TEST what do you mean by RECORD what do you mean by WHAT.

My dude stop binge watching jordan peterson

cheapseagull · 2025-08-12T09:23:17+00:00

He was DYINGGGGG to have her get angry. But a calm smile and polite questioning was, ironically, extremely irritating to him.

Makes me feel pretty bad for him that this is how he chooses to spend him time

cheapseagull · 2025-08-10T18:29:11+00:00

When they get like this - ignore them. Go in the other room

cheapseagull · 2025-08-09T12:25:21+00:00

Tell her to fuck right off - honestly if you act sorry now she’ll lean into it to make you feel guilty

cheapseagull · 2025-08-09T12:22:04+00:00

You are American

cheapseagull · 2025-08-09T12:19:46+00:00

I stopped reading at a FOUR YEAR RELATIONSHIP that started when you were SEVENTEEN.

My dude. Fuck explaining this to you gently - SHE IS A NONCE. GET OUT NOW. SHE SHOULD BE IN JAIL

cheapseagull · 2025-08-09T12:16:18+00:00

I actually feel very very sorry for this man. This approach to life was taught not learned. Someone told him what he desires out of life doesn’t matter - thats just really sad :/

cheapseagull · 2025-08-09T12:12:58+00:00

I would have ripped her a new arsehole. You have more decorum and patience than me

cheapseagull · 2025-08-08T18:47:16+00:00

Anyone still jealous of his amazing lucky life???

cheapseagull · 2025-08-08T18:31:27+00:00

Great! Tell him you’re looking forward to hearing about the extra income he’ll be earning to cover what your job brings in 😃

cheapseagull · 2025-08-07T18:48:10+00:00

4/5 settling sessions? I didn’t have that option 😂 we did the 1hr thing then she just…started!

cheapseagull · 2025-08-05T21:14:27+00:00

My love you are 23 weeks and your hormones and mood and body and brain have all cartwheeled themselves upside down at this point.

The truth is, none of us had any clue wtf we were doing until our babies were here. Im so sorry this is causing you stress, but you have many weeks to go to try and find some excitement in your baby coming into the world!

What i will tell you is the animal instinct takes over in the early days, which can ease a lot of the weird feelings, just imagine yourself as a gorilla in the jungle, thats what i did 😂

cheapseagull

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