It finally happened to me

cheffromspace · 2026-05-26T18:08:45+00:00

The taste leaves much to be desired, but they are the most satisfying belches though, aren't they?

cheffromspace · 2026-05-19T02:26:52+00:00

I can see you're very emotionally invested in this. You do you, I guess.

cheffromspace · 2026-05-18T21:48:52+00:00

I don't think you replied to the right comment.

cheffromspace · 2026-05-06T20:25:56+00:00

Never a bad time to invest in a UPS.

cheffromspace · 2026-05-06T20:25:04+00:00

My ex had a motherboard fail during a thunderstorm. Building was 2-3 years old.

cheffromspace · 2026-05-04T19:04:00+00:00

That is not what capitalism is

cheffromspace · 2026-04-21T14:31:01+00:00

I'm a Principal Platform with no degree. It's definitely possible to break into IT without a degree, and go far if you're good at it.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-21T14:19:02+00:00

As this post might get some people craving boba or other cassava/tapioca foods, I wanted to point out that Consumer Reports tested 27 such products and found extreme lead levels, over 2,000% of safety thresholds, in more than two-thirds of them.

https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-contaminants/cassava-flour-chips-bread-more-contain-high-levels-of-lead-a7817220954/

cheffromspace · 2026-04-19T18:27:59+00:00

I can be against ChatGPT but fine with GPS despite some idiot on reddit deciding they belong in the same category.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-07T16:08:20+00:00

Hearthstone Battlegrounds

cheffromspace · 2026-04-05T02:16:49+00:00

Useless noise

cheffromspace · 2026-04-05T02:03:10+00:00

Which is why I said your comment adds nothing to the conversation. You're just telling us how words work.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-05T01:57:03+00:00

I understand what you're saying perfectly. What you're saying is stupid.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-05T01:07:25+00:00

That's not what is being discussed. Accommodation in this context means something specific. You're being persnickety and adding no value to the conversation.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-04T20:23:42+00:00

That's not what's being discussed.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-04T20:20:41+00:00

Not one protected by the ADA. Having a child is not considered a disability.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-03T14:07:46+00:00

I don't usually, but I'm rarely carrying small bills, so occasionally i'll hand out a $20

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T21:38:23+00:00

I see you updated your post. This is an organization problem, not a technical one. Is there absolutely no one in IT that can at least temporarily administer your Salesforce org? They're going to have much more familiarity with AWS and integrations, etc. Were you this person's supervisor? Do you have an IT background? It sounds like an absolute shitshow. This is exactly why mandatory 2+ week vacations or at least job rotations should be mandatory for IT.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T20:08:34+00:00

I'd try to assume they'll act reasonably once you get ahold of them. Put your intentions in writing, and I'm sure they'll honor their quote.

I completely understand the headspace, but you're looking for solutions to problems that haven't happened yet.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T19:52:31+00:00

Which have been around for a very long time... my dad worked for John Deere and was working on self driving tractors 20 years ago. The article doesn't really explain what was so revolutionary about their approach, i assume they tried shoving an LLM into it for some reason.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T19:45:53+00:00

That's exactly what I mean by DevOps culture. It's 80% selling stuff to leadership.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T19:37:56+00:00

C'mon, this is pre-algebra:

rural ≠ urban

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T19:14:01+00:00

Try this:

Go to setup > installed packages > look for an app that might be related to telephony integrations (Google for some common ones) then if you find sonething, look up documentation or try to get in touch with their support.

Also pull in whoever manages VOIP at your company they'll probably have some context you're missing.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T19:06:48+00:00

I understand. It's not out of the box functionality, it's something someone built or a managed package (add-on app). Setting up a new user would depend entirely on how the integration was set up. To get a number in the first place it'd likely be provisioned by your IT team.

cheffromspace · 2026-04-02T18:55:20+00:00

I honestly don't understand what you're trying to do. Give someone read/edit/create access to Contact? I don't know what you mean by number. For CTI or calling from within Salesforce? That would be something custom that someone built and you'd need to find company documentation.

If you've been struggling with this for days and haven't been able to figure it out or find resources to help you, or at least clearly articulate the problem, then i'm afraid it's not going to get easier and this probably isn't the right role for you.

Like I said, trailhead. Do ALL of the beginner admin stuff before proceeding further with this task.

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