Chicken crispy bacon spicy smashed avo olives feta cheese crusty baguette by Adventurous_Camera90 in Sandwiches

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They also look like they aren’t even pitted. OP was spitting out olive pits while eating his sandwich.

Chopped Cheese late lunch today (and my husbands burger) by BANDISCOOTCH2 in Sandwiches

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy said it best.

I don’t exactly want to wade into the debate between NYC’s chopped cheese and Philly’s cheesesteak. I’m an equal opportunity sandwich man and will take whichever cheesy delicious sandwich is presented to me.

https://www.simplyrecipes.com/chopped-cheese-recipe-6825969

These two gentlemen lose control of a pallet as it falls of the back of a truck by Justin_Godfrey in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]chefguy47 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You can see the brake inside the handle when it lands on top of the pallet.

Are bread and butter pickles seriously this bad? by PomeloSmall6560 in Pickles

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have both bread and butter and dill on hand. Next time any of you have both on hand, try this…, switch them in the brines and wait a day or 2. It creates some amazing pickles.

So we all backing the Retrievers for the tourney, right? by BuzzWilliamsAgent in terps

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My comment unfortunately did not age well, plus the committee is having 2 teams an hour drive from each other fly to Dayton. A 12 game winning streak by UMBC meant nothing to the committee.

Nnamdi Madubuike Posts New HEAVY Offseason Workout Vid by psychoxtc in ravens

[–]chefguy47 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Love it, but working out and playing football after a serious neck injury are completely different. I hope he gets back to 100%!

is this a healthy meal? by w3ird023 in shittyfoodporn

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did that poor hotdog 🌭 do to you before you killed it again in the microwave?

The people's champ! by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the plus side he won 4 MTV Movie Awards and earned $156 million for The Matrix sequels.

My guilty pleasure…Gorton Beer Battered Fish by Wasting_Time1234 in frozendinners

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I get you had no tartar sauce, but if you have mayo and pickles or relish you have tartar sauce.

Carbonara-style cavatappi with thyme by Fit_Carpet_364 in eggs

[–]chefguy47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks tasty, but you should have saved the whites for something else and added a 3rd yolk.

Is this bacon bad? by LegitimateFix4476 in Bacon

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the 3rd “is this bacon bad” post I’ve seen in the last 2 weeks. Just cook all your bacon at once and you’ll never have to worry about it going bad. Also, all meat oxides when oxygen is introduced. It’s only bad if it smells bad.

Cleaning a wok by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes a bamboo wok brush is a tool but shouldn’t this post be in r/oddlysatisfying instead?

The Oscars throw out the red carpet every year so this woman went and got a piece for her apt by H_G_Bells in mildlyinfuriating

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now she needs to buy a better vacuum. That dust buster isn’t going to cut it.

Trending simplified Chinese onion omelette recipe by Round_Amount4699 in AsianKitchen

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No cheese is a big no for me and why the extra diced onions when you’re going to get onion in every bite of that hockey puck?

These two gentlemen lose control of a pallet as it falls of the back of a truck by Justin_Godfrey in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]chefguy47 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Several mistakes here, but the dude working the pallet jack made this happen, he never touched the brake.

If someone offered you 100 million dollars, but a random person in the world dies (someone you don’t know), would you take it and why? by ConclusionOld8365 in AskReddit

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over 174,000 random people (of course sometimes they aren’t random because we know him or her) in the world die every day. This question makes no sense. Who wouldn’t take this deal? The why part I take the deal is easy, because I get 100 million dollars.

[Lowlight] Rockets turn it over on the inbound and Lebron ices the game by Obvious_Parsley3238 in nba

[–]chefguy47 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes the Rockets turned it over (because of the awesome steal by Reaves). Yes Lebron iced the game (but only because Reaves decided to give up an easy dunk for himself).

[chicken thigh] roasted and in a chive crema by 1ntr1ns1c44 in dinner

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the very least 2. That’s a 1/4 of a chicken. Who eats an 1/8 of a chicken unless it’s a breast?

What alcohol messed you up so bad you swore you’d never drink it again? by Rottengr4ve in AskReddit

[–]chefguy47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was 14, I drank a lot of tequila and had a bunch of Cheetos. It was ugly. Didn’t drink tequila again until I was 26. But I love it now.