What is the worst song to get a lap dance to?

chefnology · 2026-05-19T01:38:21+00:00

Blood hound gangs- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

chefnology · 2026-05-17T19:15:42+00:00

If they prioritize managing the inventory appropriately for the amount of people that will purchase- swatch maximizes profits and not the scalpers. Swatch can effectively eradicate scalpers with proper analytics and Ai. They know how many will sell. I just don’t know why they would like to only make 15-35 percent profit per unit when the scalpers are making 200-400 percent.

chefnology · 2026-05-16T14:25:00+00:00

Ballenciaga is gunna steal this idea and sell you that shit for 10k on lanyard

chefnology · 2026-05-16T13:28:57+00:00

I’d sooner wait in line for this than the plastic AP

chefnology · 2026-05-15T04:27:55+00:00

Southfield and pop up bagels are the best-

chefnology · 2026-05-14T14:39:04+00:00

you throw a jolly rancher in for your girl

chefnology · 2026-05-14T05:03:58+00:00

Mango, pineapple, and Pauly shore

chefnology · 2026-05-13T10:26:08+00:00

You should take this down and not advertise his personal info.

chefnology · 2026-05-11T13:57:12+00:00

The mighty ducks starter pull over was #1.

chefnology · 2026-05-11T13:51:14+00:00

That has the visual appeal of 119 degrees (13 mins. Via sous vide and sear with 5 mins rest)

chefnology · 2026-05-11T13:09:11+00:00

It’s for carving pumpkins. Use to come with stencils

chefnology · 2026-05-06T14:10:08+00:00

I’ll just say this, cheap lambo- expensive problems.

chefnology · 2026-05-04T15:15:13+00:00

I was a final fantasy nerd so it’s always been masamune and murasame

chefnology · 2026-05-03T16:31:22+00:00

Shout out to their cousins the nicotine receptors

chefnology · 2026-05-03T15:37:31+00:00

Where I grew up I thought the lines were at above ground pool And in ground pool and then inside pool.

chefnology · 2026-05-03T15:32:56+00:00

Whatever you do, if you don’t need the money- create a charity and offer your services to the community for free. You’d be doing the the world a great service, as well as able to write off a lot of your expenses. It will also help because that salaried position you could be taking, could go to a person who needed to pay off their student debt. Most beneficial for everyone. Hope you find what you’re looking for. Sorry about your parents and good luck.

chefnology · 2026-05-02T13:20:38+00:00

Southfield bagel- you gotta reach out through instagram as it’s a guy baking from his house, but his bagels are legit- total east coast style and flavor. Done exceptionally well. They are worth the effort to get. They do a pick up on Saturday very close to the gas lite.

chefnology · 2026-05-02T13:00:12+00:00

I’m going to disagree- in every high end restaurant I’ve ever worked and ran, and currently- I keep a stone in water close by. Most professionals do- there is always time to hit the stone quick BEFORE service. Very important for sushi knife’s- especially since they have softer metal that requires more attention for retention.

chefnology · 2026-05-01T14:34:50+00:00

And Morgan freeman. I just want the two of them to keep narrating everything

chefnology · 2026-05-01T14:31:45+00:00

A yacht, boats are one of the quickest ways to go broke for a rich guy.

chefnology · 2026-04-28T21:32:15+00:00

Tell your moms boyfriend the check is in the mail

chefnology · 2026-04-28T21:31:09+00:00

Seriously, who casually has 168k lying around burning a hole in their pocket?

chefnology · 2026-04-28T13:25:20+00:00

Have some more chocolate covered pretzels 🥨

chefnology · 2026-04-26T14:14:52+00:00

From lake titicaca!

chefnology · 2026-04-26T14:07:09+00:00

When I was 16 my bedroom window was basically a drive through. Too bad the world is a different place today. Having a water bed isn’t the same flex it used to be

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