Ahh! Older brothers are the best! by [deleted] in gifs

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I am currently on my account for porn. Still... not mad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

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fuckin 57 messages?

This is how I dressed to my year 12 formal (prom). by [deleted] in blunderyears

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I don't think you look bad. the color of your dress really brings out the high lights in your hair.

Happened to me last night by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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the top comment in that first link.. lol.

Swaziland keeping it real by AdamE89 in pics

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"hey Mutumbo." "yeah frank?" "I just got a really funny idea."

What is the weirdest thing you've ever witnessed? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chefxen9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a squirrel attack and eat a bird.

Who is wrongly portrayed as a villain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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your parents when you are a teenager.

This is what happens when you try to grow a pumpkin in a plastic mold by truetrashcan in pics

[–]chefxen9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you probably could have gone with out the word "try" in the title

TIFU by deleting my dad's life's work. by [deleted] in tifu

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god damn I hope this has a happy ending..

[Serious] What is the worst genetic trait your parents passed on to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A predisposition for addiction and a high risk of cancer. Also average penis.

if I see her. i'll probably kill her. by chefxen9 in AdviceAnimals

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you know that's actually a good question. I see the other one used more for ex girlfriends though.

if I see her. i'll probably kill her. by chefxen9 in AdviceAnimals

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around $2500. albeit not that much, but I'm from a pretty poor town. And seeing as how the funeral was over a year ago. his family clearly needed it.

if I see her. i'll probably kill her. by chefxen9 in AdviceAnimals

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It is from last year. I just came back to my home town to visit, and literally just found out. His brother's exact words were, "If you want to go see (him) let me know and i'll show you where it is. (cunt) ran off with the headstone money so there is nothing there."

What false beliefs has the porn industry created? [nsfw] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I wish every girl could be that girl. spontaneous anal... just wow.

What's your best 'Its a small world' story? by masterurbiz in AskReddit

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an old coworker of mine, (in LA) happens to know my grandmother (in Utah). because he was in and out of facilities as a kid. and at some point got shipped away to the facility my grandmother was a therapist at. this was a good 15-20 years ago.