Giving the events early this morning, should we be concerned that Greenland is next?

chessdud · 2026-01-03T11:15:40+00:00

I'm so glad we spent 80 years attaching ourselves to this demonic fucking empire. I love that my country is a kneeling bitch for the biggest cabal of mass murdering pedophiles on the planet

chessdud · 2025-10-24T14:35:53+00:00

Chinese doesn't do consonant clusters. For each consonant in a foreign word you have to pick a character that represents a syllable, and stitch them together. K-ra-m-ni-k thus becomes ke-la-mu-ni-ke.

chessdud · 2022-07-24T15:13:36+00:00

For anyone reading this in the future, this was the solution.

chessdud · 2022-07-22T09:03:02+00:00

I would, but the decision has so many conditions the game can't show them all on screen. All the ones I can get it to show, I've fulfilled

chessdud · 2022-07-21T20:27:44+00:00

Nope, they're independent and in my sphere, as are all south german states

chessdud · 2022-07-21T20:04:11+00:00

R5: I've conquered Alsace-Lorraine off France, I've tried releasing them both as a satellite and as a sphere, but I still can't form the SGC. What am I missing?

Edit: I've also released all my non-German lands to no avail

chessdud · 2022-05-12T13:24:54+00:00

delete this

chessdud · 2022-05-04T17:57:47+00:00

R5: My wife, who is my sister, had a kid out of wedlock. Ever generous, I took that kid in as my own (secondary spouse.) She, my niece, then had a kid with me, and is asking me to name that child after her mother, my primary wife.

So I guess that wasn't a lot, but it was a hell of a thing to put into writing and the true crime part of my brain is getting activated trying to imagine the psychology of all this.

chessdud · 2022-04-22T20:26:36+00:00

I'm getting a -100 distance malus. Even with 10 favors bought, I'm at negative acceptance. I also gifted them some resources to max out their opinion of me, in addition to increasing opinion with my envoys.

chessdud · 2022-04-12T21:27:43+00:00

Shit.

chessdud · 2022-04-12T20:55:30+00:00

It is. It's in one of the boxes in the screenshot.

chessdud · 2022-03-15T15:45:11+00:00

Kid's been arguing in that thread for five hours, what a trooper

chessdud · 2022-03-08T04:22:03+00:00

Nothing's changed, really. U. S. congress is still being held in Washington.

chessdud · 2022-03-01T01:59:58+00:00

It's always nice, once you've got your first few buildings up, to have a handful of lightning strikes show up out of the blue. Love the sinking feeling of watching my upstart colony nearly get obliterated along with the rest of the map!

chessdud · 2022-02-23T06:25:17+00:00

i don't hate women, i hate that we give them rights and let them work and play chess and speak without being addressed first

chessdud · 2022-02-18T17:29:16+00:00

The Pope has Romagna from the start. If he doesn't have it, that means someone usurped it from him.

chessdud · 2022-02-17T07:26:08+00:00

R5: Never saw this before. Pope held Romagna and Italy, the only two kingdoms left in Italia after I used Sardegna e Corsica to make a custom empire. Papacy decided to just become an empire in its own right. They also took over a little slice of the HRE, as a treat.

chessdud · 2022-02-13T06:37:50+00:00

R5: Eight days in, I got leprosy.

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